LETS LYNCH THE LANDLORD

pathological dilly dallyer. not afraid of bears or men ⚡️

[LETS LYNCH THE LANDLORD @dietcuck_]

me fried off my ass at the grocery store: lol they don’t know I’m high

also me:

[🍁☘️Canadian Fletchy 🇨🇦 @Darth_Pingu]

BREAKING: They've changed the name

[John Pointless @JohnPointless_]

I find it very fitting we all died together

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

My president pedo
My soccer team not good
My cream cheese chive
Is Mitch McConnell alive

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

To all who celebrate

[Maxim Leyzerovich @round]

american flag with 420 stars and 69 stripes

[. @playboicurrryy]

high difficulty level escape room concept: u are laying in bed and u have one hour to get out of bed

[LETS LYNCH THE LANDLORD @dietcuck_]

Tah did not deserve that but I am THRILLED to see Germany go home early 👋👋

[Midwest Dexter Morgan @guccigroceries]

Yall are too young for this one

[LETS LYNCH THE LANDLORD @dietcuck_]

Did they make a single piece of World Cup merch that isn’t complete landfill slop? I’m going back overseas to visit family soon and I just wanna get my parents a magnet or something that isn’t terribly ugly

[LETS LYNCH THE LANDLORD @dietcuck_]

Why are the telemundo commentators going on about country roads take me home

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[real danny brière @chefbriere]

NO MORE SCAFFOLDING AT 30TH ST STATION

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

stoner in 1976: i just smoked 12 joints in a row and now i like bluegrass music 10% more

stoner in 2026: i did a dab and gave myself wernicke’s aphasia

[Sage @sagebored]

Jerry: She has a penis?

George: She had a PENIS, Jerry!

Elaine: So what if she had a penis?

(Kramer enters)

Elaine: Kramer, would you ever date a girl with a penis?

Kramer: I only date girls with penises

George: Really? Why?

Kramer: She knows her way around the equipment

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The best response I’ve seen to AI anything has been, “why should i bother reading something that nobody could be bothered to write”

[be my serene @bemyserene]

what i’m hearing is that if philly elects a socialist mayor, the sixers can win a championship too 👀

[LETS LYNCH THE LANDLORD @dietcuck_]

One of my favorites to ever play and I will fight anyone on this

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

I think it’s rather interesting that despite being far wealthier in absolute terms than a Vanderbilt or Carnegie or Stanford, and being directly positioned in an industry that could benefit from it, no tech elite has ever founded a university, and few have even given endowments

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people

[remi 🔑💍🏒🦈 @chibibinch]

y’all tell people to read diversely and read books that don’t reflect their own identity then complain when they do. ok