jordan

too cringe to be killed // @pinkblushmusic

[Joy @JoyyUnSpeakable]

I literally watch shit about Old Valyria on YouTube like it’s real history

[vicky ☕ @a24victoire]

Chills at the mere thought of an Between Two Fires movie directed by Eggers

[ཐི𖥔ཋྀ @GenyaTheHag]

i pulled the sword from the stone too i just didn’t make a big deal about it

[dyl the tamandua @dyllikethepickl]

what if ice cream was made with car parts instead of milk

[jordan @LifeofJordan_]

sent my wife an idea I had for a tweet and heard her sigh from the other room

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

don’t expect me to put my cigarette away if your kid is ugly as fuck man

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I’m so done with the “it’s here” argument. “It’s here” is utterly meaningless. You don’t aid and abet widely destructive tech just by virtue of it BEING HERE

[bug girl! @medusasgemss]

i would trade places with a black bear sitting in a stream right now

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

my noise band from high school that played a single show everyone hated

[jordan @LifeofJordan_]

You’ll come across the most beautiful affordable house and it will be in Akron, Ohio.

[jordan @LifeofJordan_]

@holsrs LMAOOOOO that makes more sense

[We move. 🇺🇸🇧🇷🇳🇴 @_AllUpOnThat]

The first man to call another man “boss” and it wasn’t his boss doesn’t know the impact he left on society

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny

[🔻 @xuptheirax]

when the smashing pjmpkins say the world is a vampire i get scared and turn the song off

[libby @evenstvr]

i’d rather call a meeting with ents or seek council in rivendell than ever use ai for a question

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

Woke up thinking about dragons, swords and knights again

[jordan @LifeofJordan_]

third eye blind self titled weather

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

a bunch of people who never go to museums or see live performance (music, comedy, etc) thinking “AI could replace all this”