Kristine Alessi

I stand with Israel.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

😳 Trump is now literally trying to buy votes 😳

Trump just now announced that if Republicans keep the House and Senate in November, "I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States of America for $5,000." He suggested the money will come from tariffs.

The desperation is palpable. Here's the full clip of his announcement:

[Christine in Colorado 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 🇩🇰 @ctnyholm1]

@NTenzer Despicable is an appropriate adjective for Kushner and Witkoff but I would like to add evil.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

If someone were to beat the living shit out of both Kushner and Witkoff, that would be the biggest WIN-WIN scenario in this whole fucking sham.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

I’m just glad Kushner and Witkoff weren’t around to negotiate a “win-win” for Germany and Japan in 1942.

[Karl K. Wuckert @KarlWuckert]

Hilarious that she had to turn the comments off on this post because the entire country hates her and her family.

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

😁

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

I’ll take “Things an Entitled Cunt Would Do” for $1,000, Alex.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

If you believe that Donald Trump helped with the cleanup at ground zero on September 11 and supplied workers, then you’re a special kind of fucking idiot.

[Kristine Alessi @alessi9477]

@rhauck777 @GBC_Press Jesus appointed him? Wow, the Kool Aid is strong today. You’re in a cult.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The craziest part about Donald Trump changing his hair color is that he’s a pedophile that raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

[Kristine Alessi @alessi9477]

@NickAdamsinUSA @1NoCaGal You’re a narcissist

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Every time I hear JD Vance speak, I see why his mom chose Percs over him.

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

JD Vance is the kind of creep that makes other creeps say, "What a scumbag."

[Shannon🇺🇲💙 @DEFendFURiously]

Am I the only one who would fucking love to punch JD Vance in his lying fat face?

[SayMay @saymaysmith]

@covie_93 When the guy with stage iv cancer looks healthier than you, you’re in rough shape.

[Kristine Alessi @alessi9477]

@EricTrump You’re such a stinking turd.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: LOL BRUTAL! U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro gets buried in mockery after posting a pathetic wannabe influencer video of her "morning workout" to "fight crime" and LYING about the weight!

This entire administration is full of would-be Instagram grifters...

"10 reps of 45 lbs. My morning workout preparing to fight crime in DC 🤣" Pirro wrote on X, along with a video of her completing a set of incline bench presses on a smith machine. It was, embarrassingly, set to the Rocky theme song.

She had no weights on the bar, meaning that it was not actually 45 pounds. A traditional bench press bar weighs 45 pounds. A smith machine bar weighs substantially less, often between 15 and 20 pounds. Even when posting pointless videos, this woman can't help but lie.

More to the point, the suggestion that Pirro has any interest in "fighting crime" is laughable. The man who appointed her is a glorified pedophile mob boss. Her job consists mostly of targeting his political enemies for imagined crimes like "vandalism" of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.

This bizarre clip is eerily reminiscent of the workout videos that Pete Hegseth posted to make himself seem strong. Those videos were similarly mocked, with many viewers suggesting that he actually used fake weights for some of his lifts.

It's clear that these people have zero interest in actually doing their jobs. They're shamelessly fame-hungry, which is sadly apropos since their boss is a former reality TV star.

The responses to Pirro's video were hilarious—

"There’s no weight on there, judge box of wine," wrote @JoJoFromJerz

"There has never been a government full of wannabe influencers in the history of government," wrote @Wilson__Valdez "Every single one of them would rather be doing viral video slop than their current jobs."

"I swear this is like at least the 10th admin member to put out a video of them working out," he added. "I'm sure Trump would if he was capable of even walking on a treadmill for 10 seconds."

"I can tell you really enjoy lowering the bar," joked one user.

"Here’s the address and image of the biggest criminal in DC: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW. Best time to pick him up is after lunch. He’s usually out," wrote another.

And the barbs just kept rolling in—

"What crime are you fighting? You keep losing cases, and you’re literally ignoring the biggest child sex-trafficking pedophile ring in US history because you love pedophiles."

"Considering you’ve had every case thrown out you might want to add some weight."

"a box of wine weighs more than that!"

"Since you seem to fuck every case up, perhaps you should spend your ten minutes in the gym hitting the law books."

"So she cant prosecute a case or do a proper bench press. Other than plastic surgery and martinis what can she do well?"

"This is the cringiest of cringe. Also, Life Fitness smith machine bars weight 20lbs and that 20lbs is offset by a hidden counterweight. But, who’s really surprised with government gaslighting at this point?"

"Maybe you could get your boss to join you? He looks a tad overweight and very soft."

"The biggest crime is that outfit……and why is she all cross eyed after that And now off to another session of day drinking…yeeeeeeeah"

Now, look. We're not shaming this washed-up, alcoholic former Fox News host for failing to put up any actual weight at the gym. This woman is 75 years old and has spent decades destroying her body with boxed wine. Any resistance training at all is good training. No, we're shaming this MAGA hatchet woman for trying to farm internet clout with slop workout videos instead of actually doing her job.

Please ❤️ and share if you think this entire administration is full of clowns!

[Kristine Alessi @alessi9477]

@NoVA_Campaigns You people are so dumb.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

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[Kristine Alessi @alessi9477]

@spencerpratt Jealous, much?