Alestyr Alva

[Alestyr Alva @alestyralva]

@InfragilisTee The same lazy People with 6 kids saying some shit about "stolen land," too...

[Alestyr Alva @alestyralva]

@ive_arc It's alright...?

[Alestyr Alva @alestyralva]

@hourly_shitpost You taught us the solution. We learned the method...

[Alestyr Alva @alestyralva]

@bebosy32 Sometimes, we eat them because they're sweet...

[Alestyr Alva @alestyralva]

@hourly_shitpost Look up Robert Johnson...

If you wanna get into heavy metal...

[Alestyr Alva @alestyralva]

@shitposts_mp4 American Symphonies...

[Alestyr Alva @alestyralva]

@Parrhesianaut @TheCivic Red or blue doesn't matter when the politician is straight up stupid...

[Alestyr Alva @alestyralva]

@GregB1833 @TheCivic It's because the town is too scared to call her out without someone shooting you for it...

San Antonio, boys and girls. A den of crooks ran by and for crooks...

[Alestyr Alva @alestyralva]

@EdFlieller @TheCivic Even then, over 70 percent of San Antonio are not only stupid, but democratic voters...

Meaning, because most San Antonians are legitimately dumber than most of Texas, they're still gonna vote for someone stupid...

That's all I've ever seen...

[Alestyr Alva @alestyralva]

@ElTaquach361 @TheCivic Crazy thing is; we can actually say that it really wasn't this bad before...

[Alestyr Alva @alestyralva]

@TheCivic Gina Jones is a fucking halfwit...

I want names of the stupid fuckers who voted for this dumb bitch...

Bet y'all didn't know that she canceled funding for the a book fair because, "that's not something we should put our money to..."

[Alestyr Alva @alestyralva]

@iamyesyouareno It's called, "I'm not paying for your shit..."

[Alestyr Alva @alestyralva]

@RetroMoviesDB He was right...

About all of you...

[Alestyr Alva @alestyralva]

@Whotfismick The difference between who is and isn't a gamer...

[Alestyr Alva @alestyralva]

@rare_jpg She's probably going to school...

[Alestyr Alva @alestyralva]

@Shitpost_2048 You know, this made me feel better...

[Alestyr Alva @alestyralva]

@moristiko They don't want you to see how little was done...

[Alestyr Alva @alestyralva]

@rare_jpg Chinese restaurants when they pop up in section 8 neighborhoods...

[Alestyr Alva @alestyralva]

@HouseOfHorrorCo Hereditary 3 times...

[Alestyr Alva @alestyralva]

@oldmedia You mean the 2005 Teen Titans, right...?

Not the Teen Tardants that taught no value...?