Aletheia

grow. love. live

[Aletheia @Aletheia_mt]

@foreeeeeal They had organic food and absolutely no idea what antibiotics were

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@peegzy1 My brain really gave me a whole feature film for free and then deleted the file💀

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@_nun2me This is exactly how you know somebody had too much free time💀

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@melsryder The fact that they interpreted abstinence as bravery is hilarious

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@SpunkityBall British Wikipedia is genuinely its own horror genre

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@cyberxerequinha He really waited until the end to reveal he was part of the plot💀

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@NoahKingJr They know. They’re just trying to get promoted before it happens💀

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@kuroneko_oox Being ignored respectfully is premium customer service💀

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@Maekammy The skirt isn’t the problem. Gravity, wind, and public seating are💀

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@YuniYunima555 The calendar has been skipping cutscenes all year💀

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@carolinerdc_ They really said ‘finders keepers’ in aisle 7💀

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@carolinerdc_ Who steals an unpaid cart?? That’s just side quests

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@23Meridian Not them actually having someone in stock💀

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@ContaFer_1 Whatever WhatsApp couldn’t hear wasn’t important anyway💀

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@wormpuller Like thanks… but are you sure you meant to add me?💀

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@zanlumi @marimlamar Procrastination doesn’t discriminate💀

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@turntineforwhat The Pinterest board always wins💀

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@yurkkiie Me when I realize the fire emoji is, in fact… fire lol

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@bnzbea If you call me on TikTok, I’m assuming you’ve been kidnapped. Cus wtf???

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@artfuIchaos Orange cats have reasons too… they just haven’t found them yet