Alex Comesanas

I am a follower of Christ, husband, father, church planter, and elder at Providence Road Church

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Back in the old day (1980s) you couldn’t get on the soccer field if your shirt was not tucked in. #oldtimer

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Isaac: what’s the difference between ledge and edge?
Me: an L

#dadlife

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Most kids love to just play in mud. Isaac(14)- I’m making a Hikaru dorodango/Japanese polished dirt ball

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Isaac: can we eat dumplings today?
Me: I’m not sure. We will see
Isaac: don’t tell me you are on a diet. I’ve seeing you eating all weekend.
Me: dumplings it is

#youwon #savage

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@FedExHelp Last time I spoke with your tracking department you can’t even find my package. A $1600 ft tall ice maker.

I’m letting the seller deal with this now. Or you can read the text threads

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My last 3 experiences with @FedEx have been horrible. You think they would be able to deliver a package

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@FedExHelp I’m not needing an apology. I’m needing the package I ordered. Let the delivery be your apology.

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Zac: I would like a large water @burgerking: would you like it plain? Zac:

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My home has gone through: ukelele, guitar, violin, piano, kazoo, bass, and now trumpet. #lordhelpme

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Isaac: I stopped someone from making fun of one of my friends
Us: thank you Isaac. That makes us proud.
Isaac: and then i told my friend what the other kids was going to say. Isn’t that better?
Us: (speechless)

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I’ve been driving in #miami all my life. I have come to realize that I don’t mind aggressive drivers. It’s the passive drivers that drive me crazy #305

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We hispanics are late to everything...except Christmas. #FelizNocheBuena #HappyChristmasEve #MerryChristmas
#wedontknowwhattodotomorrow

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Tonight, I will not be wearing a belt. #thanksgiving #thankfuleater

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After last night’s debacle, I’m thinking the @joerogan format may be best. We need a moderator not scared of punching in the face and close enough to do it.

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@benshapiro @benshapiro it can’t be you, but is it?

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@DennyBurk What a sweet moment of a father using the opportunity to read scripture to his son.

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@TheDannyPino You should be proud of the #305. Schools are still serving food (breakfast/lunch and dinner) to anyone that pulls up with kids in the car

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@Publix It’s all your stores. Bag boy (80yr old man) was spitting as he spoke. The problem is in corporate office not local store. Let workers wear masks

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@Publix no one asked for plexiglass yet everyone is asking for your employees to wear masks. We didn’t appreciate spitting bag boy this morning at our #publix