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[tay @hairball1952]

travelling with a book fully aware you won’t open it even once during your stay

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels to be the only one who perceives a malicious vibe from someone that everyone else likes

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

CANADA ELIMINATED FROM THE WORLD CUP ON AMERICA’S BIRTHDAY!

[banchez ✠ @rickbanchez]

How mfs wit a $7 bet be watching the World Cup

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

EXACTLY LMAOOOOOOO

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

Ubering home from jfk after 8 days in Europe

[gina @___izzymaria]

I will forever side eye everyone talking about “we’re all Puerto Ricans this weekend” because I didn’t forget:
- “PueLto Lico” jokes
- calling us “gringos” because of our citizenship
- making fun of us for being a colony

[4 Train Savages @FourSavages]

Stepping into Yankee Stadium for the first time in 2026:

[Ms. K @karithesaint]

ngl the city has done a terrible job in removing the snow

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz ahh name

[SLO @SLOplays]

Dawg I would start and finish my whole essay the same day it was due without some Ai shit y'all are cooked lmao

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted.

Turns out that is 9 pm.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

dating a content creator has to be a living hell

[Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman]

@PopBase I remember when this kid was born and it was national news in the UK.

Imagine being given all of that and turning out to be a talentless bum anyway.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Class action lawsuit against CBS incoming

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

this is gayer than having sex with a man

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

pov: she thinks you're ignoring her but life just got you like this rn

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

90% of mental health issues are bullshit excuses for a lack of personal responsibility and self-discipline.

[BigRugSznMike @Michael_EWpro]

About 6,000 calories deep and it’s 4p and Nana brings out the Tiramisu