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ethnically esoteric

[🐇 Zama’zu 🐇 @Terfyzamazu]

> Can only pray in Arabic
> God’s word sent in Arabic only
> Have to Travel to Saudi Arabia to complete one of the pillars of the religion

[omar 🎬 @tren2nowhere]

a couple years ago there was a guy who was like “oh i’m so bored and home alone” so i asked if he wanted to hang out and he said “if you want to” so i asked “do YOU want me to?” and he just kept saying “if you want to” so i said “ok im good then” and stayed home

[Mojo @ThereallMojo]

tried "didn't know you have a sister" gimmick but accidentally said it to her dad

[Kate Ferguson @kateferguson4]

We are getting our 7th PM in 10 years.

It’s 30C outside.

And we are playing well in a World Cup.

We have become Italy…

[gabi | side eye @blaugranartista]

Spain relying on a child and argentina relying on a borderline geriatric

[no me llamo vicenta @kansaita_]

a mí que seas creyente de cualquier religión me parece bien pero hacer estas cosas después de contratar prostitutas y personas con enanismo para tu circo de cumpleaños igual mucha lógica no tiene

[mishi @hunterch4fer]

Roomate who's never brought a guy home brought a 5'5 bald and bearded guy who's built like a brick wall but didn't tell me so I'm dancing in the kitchen with my headphones on and I just see out of the corner of my eye what I thought was a dwarf from the hobbit and screamed

[njdeprê - marlon @njdmarlon]

endrick falou que gostava de jogar as 21h

[🎱 @FCB_Wyzz]

Saw a Brazilian tweet about Endrick and Ancelotti but couldn't translate it

[pruzin paaland 🇳🇴 @gruzinhaa9lnd]

him just blending in w kim k and other girls

[real tired. @angeIsvice]

the concept of relying on harry kane for social guidance

[gal galoch @antifatwa]

Been in Italy for work this week and thinking again about how setting a country or region up for "tourism economy" is fundamentally a drawn out humiliation ritual for the native people, even worse for migrant workers that are brought in.

[Nils 🤠 @neilbgg]

Les gars je vais mourir de rire comment on n’a pas vu ça 😭

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

He’s a genuinely likable person who happens to look and play like an apex predator.

[Àlex @BlasterAlex]

Te haces mayor, los años siguen pasando y tu vida va cambiando pero en la selección croata sigue jugando como titular el puto Ivan Perisic. Ese tipo es milenario, como los árboles.

[pabla 💌 (en crisis existencial) @PablaLunar]

ok acaban de matar un camarografo en el partido de Colombia

[Miguel Quintana @migquintana]

Es de agradecer que nuestros hermanos portugueses se hayan solidarizado con España y hayan decidido jugar igual de mal que nosotros. El verdadero pacto Ibérico.

[Bhangbhangduc @bhangbhangducx]

a mentally disabled aristocrat has lost a pointless war which resulted in a humiliating treaty at Versailles

[skooks @skooookum]

I don’t really come up with tweets. They punch through my psyche like asteroids through the atmosphere. I was eating a mandarin when “you have to make more money than her father if you ever want her to see you as a man” revealed itself. Is that true? Who knows. Your problem now

[Álvaro de Grado @AlvarodeGrado]

La pobre de mi hija mayor se ha despertado pidiéndome un rato de Teletubbies antes de ir a la guardería pero está desayunándose el final del Austria-Jordania porque la vida es dura.