On behalf of the whole country, I want to thank all the incredible nurses, doctors, NHS support staff & carers who are working flat out to fight coronavirus 👏 #ClapForOurCarers#ClapForNHS
To help them, and protect the NHS, we need everyone to stay at home #StayHomeSaveLives
If you're a traffic warden putting tickets on emergency health workers' cars as they fight to save people from #Coronavirus...
get a f*cking life, you imbeciles.
Day 1 of keeping my kid in - this is fun mum.
Day 2 of keeping my kid in - "mum am I allowed a gin? you're doing my head in" 😂
#HomeschoolinguK#COVID19#prayforeveryone
Praying the new sonic the hedgehog movie distracts Morgan long enough so I can breathe, have a gin and not play university, babysit her dolls, play shops and constantly tidy up after her 😂 #seemstobeworking
BREAKING: A 21-year-old woman is believed to be the youngest person with no pre-existing health conditions to have died after contracting #coronavirus in the UK.
For more on this breaking story, head here: https://t.co/onrBCxyLZD
Cats been a bellend.. coronavirus
Slipped in the shower.. coronavirus
Missed bin day.. coronavirus
Blinked.. coronavirus
Tripped over.. coronavirus
Lost a bid on ebay.. coronavirus
Your kid making you watch shit youtube videos with them.. let me guess.. CORONAFUCKINGVIRUS?
So many things to watch on @NetflixUK, but here I am watching a documentary on the 72 most dangerous animals of Asia. A single white rhino weighs the equivalent of 30 men 🦏 And Galeophobia is a fear of sharks 🦈
Hahahaha fuck sake I need help and a life 😂