alex 🫠

a weirdo, gay aaaand european
🖖🏴‍☠️🦇🐕🐎
what is even happening right now

[junkdog @junkd0g_]

a sex offender, a holocaust denier, and an epstein associate walk into a bar. The bartender says, “wow my kids love your books”

[alex 🫠 @alex13620]

that one TNG episode

[Ice Universe @UniverseIce]

Don't buy cheap, low-quality security cameras.

[alex 🫠 @alex13620]

why tf does this have so many likes?!! truly breached containment

[Lana 🐦‍⬛ r*ssians dni @_dragonscales]

He can't even strike the pose bc of the botox I'm crying

[alex 🫠 @alex13620]

i am legit going to die after my first 24h shift, good luck to my future patients, hope you make it at least if i don't

[St. Wilding Gyres @wilding_gyres]

It should be illegal for medical professionals to work for 24 hours straight. What an absurd practice. We don’t let pilots fly planes for 24 hours straight. Why do we let people who make life and death decisions for total strangers do this?

[alex 🫠 @alex13620]

@wolftraphowell yes lmaooo. taky ničemu nerozumím ale je to skoro náš národní sport dammit

[alex 🫠 @alex13620]

@schumisnoopy same, but consider - how would we get anything done if just sat and stared at this all day long..?

[BucketOfLi☕ @li_bucket]

exactly me

[smoky 🫗🤎☕️ @losethewar]

i genuinely think about this every night

[alex 🫠 @alex13620]

one guy is sitting on a subway and the other is manspreading like crazy, has his backpack on and is filming this for racist content - so maybe he's right, some people really are worse

[alex 🫠 @alex13620]

me cause i have no idea how to flirt otherwise

[sid @sidcentric]

who tf decided liking stories is flirting

[Pain ⭐️ @paininthecass67]

DEAN WINCHESTER

[BucketOfLi☕ @li_bucket]

happy pride month ^^

[alex 🫠 @alex13620]

@redhead_ophelia yeah, i for example would like to see ukranian athletes competing but unfortunately russia keeps killing them

[alex 🫠 @alex13620]

also to have no hobbies or interests or wear clothes

[dasia @PhelpsDasia]

only way to save money is to not care about your appearance and have no friends and not eat

[básnířka @amymbona_]

Mfs postujou storýčka jak se učej a místo výpisků fotěj na svým monitoru chat gpt, že vám ze sebe není blbě vy líný neschopný akademici

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

i’m in an abusive relationship with the passage of time

[alex 🫠 @alex13620]

@firstevil the thing about is that i don't think the writers thought it through and considered the implications of this photo existing. i think they just went 'hey, wouldn't it be a fun nod to the cowboy episode to have this here?' and didn't think about it further

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

You're not crazy.