Alex

she/her - the only compsci major that showers

[Alex @alex44jm]

Currently in shock that my actions have consequences

[Alex @alex44jm]

Staying in dallas with my coworker next weekend should i present this to him as an option?

[Alex @alex44jm]

If queen elizabeth ii was truly as bad as claire foy i would understand the british monarchy

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[monica @waystarroyhoe]

winning a grammy for being hater lowkey the most inspired i've felt in a while

[Alex @alex44jm]

Everyone it is that day once again, wish my dad a happy birthday!!

[bakashinji @p0ggiez]

Typical 5 AM tweet of mine

[Alex @alex44jm]

@p0ggiez Retweet

[Alex @alex44jm]

How it felt this morning to be commuting to work while texting people the spotify wrapped dropped

[Alex @alex44jm]

STOP POSTING FOR NATIONAL BOYFRIEND DAY UR MAN IS FUCKING UGLY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Alex @alex44jm]

Drove home on a spare tire with 100 warning lights on in my car, thought I was locked out, genuinely clutching my cheeks cuz I had to poop so bad. I’ve never felt stress like that before in my life

[Alex @alex44jm]

Checking my gfs snap score after seeing a tiktok and realizing im a whore

[Alex @alex44jm]

@nikolinqs Not me tho 🙏🙏

[Alex @alex44jm]

@nikolinqs God is good

[Alex @alex44jm]

The biggest change in a 9-5 job is the fact that my poop schedule is so thrown off I havent pooped in 5 days and now I’m trying to poop at the office

[stevie @adultmomband]

oh fffuuuckkkk I’m so busy

[Charli @charli_xcx]

kamala IS brat

[Alex @alex44jm]

Today’s peek at the drafts

[Alex @alex44jm]

Unemployed, broke, slipped disc in my back AND my new haircut makes me look british. Just kill me