Alex Shaw

Veni, Vedi, Vici. W208/31/97🌹

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

So Keir Starmer is set to resign as PM.
History reminding us again of the age old Socialist battle cry:

“Are we winning?

Yes!

What do we do now?

Attack!

Who, the opposition?

No, each other! There’s our glorious leader. GET HIM!”

[Alex Shaw @alex93shaw]

Donald Trumps a Peadophile,

duh duh duh duh duh der der der

and he's in the epsiten files

duh duh duh duh duh der der der

Tommy Tuchels on his way,

duh duh duh duh duh der der der

England in the USA

duh duh duh duh duh der der der

[Stuart Hamnett @StreetwisestuV2]

Rumour has it that Elliot Anderson has dreamt of playing for city since he was a kid. He idolised Tony Vaughn. He would sit and watch old videos of “kinky” and Paul Walsh with his grandad. He is 1 million% not gonna join United 🤝🇾🇪

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🇧🇦 Bosnia have released an official World Cup song and it's an absolute BANGER. 💙💛

🎵 "I AM FROM BOSNIA, TAKE ME TO AMERICA."

[Stuart Hamnett @StreetwisestuV2]

A message from heaven

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

The pleasure was ours, @Casemiro 🙏❤️

[PurelyFootball ℗ @PurelyFootball]

Madrid fans did NOT hold back when Mbappé entered the pitch 😬

[Torsten Bell @TorstenBell]

He was bought. With £5m. That he didn’t declare because he knew people would, rightly, conclude he had been bought.

[Tim Stanley @timothy_stanley]

The economy grew and waiting lists are down so, er, dump the prime minister?

[Full Fact @FullFact]

The Conservative party’s “Alternative King’s Speech” claims unemployment has risen “every month” that Labour have been in government.

We’ve fact checked this claim several times over the past year—it isn’t correct.
https://t.co/b2YWOHW5OS

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Please retweet.

[Rio Ferdinand Presents @RioMeets]

Michael Carrick deserves this job at Man United 🔴

[Kate Wilton @KateWilton1]

Sam Coates is utterly disgraceful. He should be sacked for lying to the public.

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

Sam Coates: "These are govt propaganda pictures... this is as close to fake news as you can get... you can trust pictures from PA... you're looking at fake news pictures... that come from No.10"

Mark Austin: "These are PA photographs & not No.10 photographs as we said earlier."

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

Quite…

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

“Arsenal have been blocking the opponent’s goalkeeper all season long, they would NEVER be on top of the league if we disallow these goals!”

Peter Schmeichel thank you for calling them out. have your cheating title VARSENAL. 👏

[Jordan @Jordanewcombe23]

Fair play to Man United, by far the best fan base imo to come up here and make the noise

Another reason why I say Manchester is RED #SAFC #MUFC

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

Absolutely insane volley inside 30 seconds for Grimsby in the playoffs against Salford… Wow! 🤯👏

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

100 years old and still the coolest person alive. Happy birthday, Sir David!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

”European games have a beauty all of their own." – Sir Matt Busby ❤️