Alex Kingsley

I elongated my lift home

[Real Talk Manchester City @RealTalkMCFC]

Make that 116 charges.

[The Real Tolmie's Hairdoo @RealTolmie]

Will leave this here. This is CAS, the far higher bar than we've had so far...

[Joshua @Joshua_9320]

Joe Cole. Someone finally having the bollocks to go against the cartel on live tv. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Manchester United have now 6 points in 6 Premier League games, only 1 win against Ipswich at home and 0 wins in their last four games.

The worst Premier League start in United history since 1986.

[pizzy @Citizzy]

Chelsea earned 1.2 billion from sponsorships from 2009 to 2018 Liverpool got 1.1 billion Man United got 1.56 billion Tottenham got 900 million but Man City receiving 949 million is somehow cheating and supposed to be outrageous

[Newcastle United FC fan discussions @Nufc_fnd]

Getting a lot of Manchester United fans in the mentions today lecturing about money, so here's a quick history lesson.

Albert Quixall 1958, British record. Denis Law 1962, British record. Gordon McQueen 1978, British record. Bryan Robson 1981, British record, two years after the first ever £1m transfer in this country. Pallister 1989, record fee for a defender. Keane 1993, British record. Andy Cole 1995, British record, bought off US in January to stop us winning the league. Van Nistelrooy AND Veron in 2001, two British records in one year. Ferdinand 2002, world record for a defender. Di Maria 2014, British record. Pogba 2016, world record on the entire planet. Maguire 2019, world record for a defender AGAIN.

For sixty years, when United wanted a player, the price went up for everyone else. They've broken the British transfer record more than any club in history.

Since Ferguson left: £1.43 BILLION spent. Zero titles. Net debt over a billion dollars, and their owners' takeover model has since been banned by the Premier League for loading debt onto clubs.

Lads, Man city have broke the rules, but lets not pretend you're not the moral guardians of football finance. 🖤🤍

#NUFC #MUFC

[Shotty Horroh @ShottyHorroh]

New Marc Guehi song for the blues. “What a difference Marc Guehi makes” #CTID

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

Dancin’ Doku! 🕺😂 @erling

🎥 @ManCity

[CityBlue @CityBIue]

Antony getting angry at being told no what a shock. https://t.co/bajlkOlhtT

[𝐄𝐑 @ErlingRoIe]

We have a new meme

[City Chief @City_Chief]

Doku: Stop beating little girls!

Antony: https://t.co/NAiU48YTfE

[Pundit Jay @pundit_jay]

Cant lie, the Etihad gaff has big game aura

[J @JElgott]

They won’t pick up on it in the post-match analysis but you have to admire the way Doku seamlessly transitioned into that griddy, he didn’t even break stride

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

I knew it.

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

The abuse in the stands needs to stop.

This is unacceptable…

[City Chief @City_Chief]

England fans 🗣

“He comes from Barnsley,
He plays in blue and white,
He hates the Germans,
He thinks they’re f*cking sh*te,
He’s breaking ankles, everywhere he goes,
His name is Johnny, Johnny f*cking Stones…”

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Mourinho brings on Lukaku against 10 men AC Milan so AS Roma also plays with 10 men. Respect 👏

[Gianfranco Shola @GianfrancoShoIa]

Paqueta in the 89th minute when he still hasn’t got his yellow card: