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[Zy @ZyMazza]

Don't worry about it. The Chinese also invented gunpowder, and then literally didn't invent guns because they were using it for fireworks. They love fireworks. They will always use technology for fireworks. They can't help themselves.

[𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾 @reset_by_peer]

The fact that that they’re pouring from 1 gallon bottles instead of pulling up a tanker truck and hooking it up directly to the pumping system is a strong indicator that someone low on the totem pole got yelled at and had to improvise by sending some interns on a home-depot run.

[✰ @juicenotthekid_]

beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering

[wearing dr suess hat and looking into your windows @necrobranson]

Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[no earthquake (undignified) @no_earthquake]

girl with a stepping in the same river fetish:

[h @ipodmacbook]

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[Dashing Cavalry Officer @Goblin_Greeb]

Naboo is such a cool planet. A little bit Italian, a little bit Ottoman, a little bit Japanese. Plus everyone who lives under the sea is Jamaican

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!

[gnatmaster @_natastrophe_]

CITIZEN! A SUBLITERATE OFFICER OF THE LAW HAS IDENTIFIED YOU AS SUSPICIOUS. PLEASE ABANDON ALL SURVIVAL INSTINCTS AND PREPARE TO BE MOLESTED.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I love goods. But sometimes services just hit

[MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra]

Dear conspiracy theorists.. sadly, you were right again…

🚨 Dr. Robert Malone: Declassified Docs Expose U.S. Military Releasing 282,800 Radioactive Ticks, Sparking Lyme Disease Epidemic and 40-Year Cover-Up

- The U.S. military released 282,800 radioactive lone star ticks (labeled with Carbon-14) across Virginia sites along bird migration routes from 1966–1969; before the experiments, these ticks were not found north of the Mason-Dixon Line, but they soon established populations on Long Island for the first time.

- CIA operatives under Operation Mongoose (1962) dropped infected ticks on Cuban sugarcane workers via nighttime C-123 flights; one operative’s infant son suffered a life-threatening 105°F fever requiring emergency tracheotomy after family contamination.

- Plum Island Animal Disease Center (under Army Chemical Corps) conducted open-air tick experiments with containment failures: test animals mingled with wild deer and birds, and deer from nearby Lyme, Connecticut, swam to the island while birds fed on insects—Lyme, CT, is only 13 miles away and became the namesake epicenter in 1975.

- Willy Burgdorfer (who identified the Lyme bacterium in 1982) discovered a second pathogen called the “Swiss Agent” (Rickettsia helvetica) in patient samples but deliberately omitted it from his published research; materials found in his garage after his 2014 death proved 40+ years of suppression of co-infection data that could explain chronic Lyme treatment failures.

- Under Project 112 (1962–1974), the Pentagon ran 134 bioweapons tests (plus hundreds more classified), investing $3–4 billion and building capacity to produce 100 million infected mosquitoes and 50 million fleas per month; the program was “categorically denied” by the military for nearly 50 years until 2000.

- Operation Big Itch (1954) successfully dropped 670,000 tropical rat fleas from cluster bombs to prove the weapons could incapacitate an entire battalion-sized target area for up to a full day.

- Multiple tick-borne diseases (Lyme arthritis, babesiosis, Rocky Mountain spotted fever) erupted simultaneously around Long Island Sound right after the tick releases (1968–1972), clustering statistically around Plum Island—an anomaly the article attributes to possible lab enhancement or accidental release (45% probability per the analysis).

- Burgdorfer, recruited in 1951 for tick weaponization and linked to Nazi scientists brought via Operation Paperclip, left a cryptic note before dying: “I wondered why somebody didn’t do something,” and in 2013 video testimony insinuated an accidental release while admitting he “didn’t tell you everything.”

These claims are based on a review of 41 primary declassified sources, testimony, and suppressed research presented in the article.

https://t.co/zZbnLlEcw4

[Solo Monk @JJKALE2]

They bombed the Supreme Leader with precision missiles but accidentally bombed an all girls school?

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

He trying so hard not yell “we’ll kill you like we did Charlie Kirk!”

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

She took a piece of paper off the wall of her own apartment lobby and a United States government official is doxxing her

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Truly insane. If Barack Obama had said you should call the employer of anyone cheering Trayvon Martin’s murder it is all conservatives would talk about for decades.

[🤍permabulla🤍 @permabulla]

Charlie Kirk was assassinated on 9/10. Since then the government has:

- Passed amendment that bans Pentagon from boycotting Israel
- Proposed a bill for Rubio revoke passports for Israel critics
- House approves 650M+ for Israels missile defense
- Marco Rubio visits Israel

What about protecting Americans?
Where is Donald Trump’s leadership?
WHAT ABOUT AMERICA?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

'Ladies And Gentlemen, We Got Him,' Announces FBI After Killer Turns Himself In https://t.co/ZSsyKyMS7v