alex 🍉

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Genuinely all these people need to die I do not care. There is no coexisting with them.

[✰. @swagoszn_]

“it’s been a rough-ass week”

— me, in the middle of Tuesday

[Ryxinator🍄 @Ryxinator]

How fucking depressing is is that people with full time jobs think they're failures because the system that's designed to fail people is failing them

[BUDDYHEAD @BUDDYHEAD_]

This dude should be dragged by a horse through the streets

[Anubis @eduantao]

quando finalmente você lava a roupa e todas as suas peças favoritas voltam a estar disponíveis

[kiki swamp 🇵🇸 @itspineconexo]

i used to have the kind of OCD as a kid where i thought there were hidden cameras watching me all the time. and now look at the world

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Somewhere, a MAGA voter working three jobs just had his entire week ruined by this.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

This is what the people in NYC wake up to every morning while you're suffering in some other state, btw.

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

took my own lunch to work and didn't buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i DO NOT want an AI summary of my Google search.
i DO NOT want an AI summary of my friend’s text message.
i DO NOT want an AI summary of the email I’m about to read.

I can read. PLEASE just let me.

[project hail samu 🛸.⋆𖹭 @magicalounge]

Project Hail Mary is healing me 🫶

[guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁 @guyfelicella]

Damn socialists...

This is exactly how it starts.
First it's groceries 30% cheaper. Then affordable housing. Then cheaper transit. Then accessible education.
Before you know it, people won't be struggling enough.

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

the “everyone gets ice cream” vs “endless diarrhea” meme is more real every day

[Wheeljack @SJWheeljack]

genuinely cannot believe that the Diarrhea Forever meme turned out to be completely literal. this political era simply cannot be parodied or satirized. the stupidest thing you can think of can and will happen.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Ok hear me out: instead of all of us having to become extremely knowledgeable on a new infectious disease every 3-6 months, what if we got a large group of experts together and just put them in charge of giving us easy to understand health recommendations. They could also do things like track outbreaks and predict future concerns.