Alex Espinoza

I write books. I teach. stubbornly pro Hydrox and anti Oreo. Views expressed here are my own.

[Alex Espinoza @alex_esp]

This just happened! Feel incredibly lucky and fortunate to join the ⁦@simonschuster⁩ familia. And I get to work again with the brilliant ⁦@OliviaTSmith⁩! Gratitude to the wonderful Eleanor Jackson and everyone at Dunow, Carlson, and Learner. 2023 is looking bright AF

[Alex Espinoza @alex_esp]

To all who’ve felt unseen or unsafe for how they look, speak, or simply exist: you’re not alone. We deserve dignity, respect, and safety. And we deserve to say that in full voice without fear of retribution...

[Alex Espinoza @alex_esp]

When I was recently forced to sleep on the floor under harsh lights, surrounded by noise, my body and spirit worn out by @delta's failure to care, it felt less like a traveler’s waiting period and more like erasure, like I didn’t matter.

[Alex Espinoza @alex_esp]

I can only imagine what others in my community or people detained right now, suffering under unbearable conditions, might be experiencing. This isn’t just law, no. It’s personal, and it’s painful.

[Alex Espinoza @alex_esp]

@Delta just cancelled my flight from @JFKairport to @flyLAXairport. Stranded and being ping-ponged back and forth from one slow line to another with no help or assistance. Those of us with mobility and physical disabilities are experiencing what might be considered hell.

[Alex Espinoza @alex_esp]

“Stop sounding like crazy people.” Solid advice from @VP Eyeliner. Hope @CAgovernor takes this very “smart” advice to heart…🤣

[Alex Espinoza @alex_esp]

@KristiNoem says it was an allergic reaction.
Nah. That’s just what it looks like when karma tries to claw its way through a face full of filler and regret.

[Alex Espinoza @alex_esp]

@KristiNoem @SundayFutures Love your plastic surgeon, girl!

[Alex Espinoza @alex_esp]

Girl can you tell me who your plastic surgeon is, @KristiNoem? I need that filler and shit!

[Alex Espinoza @alex_esp]

@dhs @KristiNoem can eat my s-it.

[Alex Espinoza @alex_esp]

@SenAdamSchiff @elonmusk has a tiny dick. I saw it.

[Alex Espinoza @alex_esp]

Oh for fucks sake you asshole lunatics!

[Acyn @Acyn]

RFK JR: God sent me President Trump. He's kept every promise he's made to me. I'm so grateful to you, Mr. President. A lot of people told me that I couldn't trust President Trump

[Alex Espinoza @alex_esp]

@NancyMace you are a giant dick.

[Alex Espinoza @alex_esp]

@RobertGarcia hey @NancyMace @elonmusk is a dick. dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick

[Alex Espinoza @alex_esp]

@robertgarcia brings a dic pic to a congressional subcommittee hearing. A small dic, mind you, but a dic nonetheless. The @elonmusk-@realDonaldTrump presidency's corruption is in full swing. https://t.co/uYPCkMp81e

[Alex Espinoza @alex_esp]

First Lady @elonmusk and his totally inarticulate Oval Office ramble is proof that you don't have to be smart to be rich. Seriously, Madam First Lady WTF?

[Alex Espinoza @alex_esp]

Can't wait to see what First Lady @elonmusk will wear to Inauguration Day 2025!