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[Alex @alex_guillard]

Excellent

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

The concession speech we all deserve... #FallonTonight

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I hope everyone had a great 4th of July. I know @realDonaldTrump and family did.

250 years ago we declared independence from a king who ran the colonies as a family business. In just 18 months the Trumps have made King George look like an amateur.

A $620 million Pentagon loan, the largest in the program’s history, to a company Don Jr.’s firm bought into three months before.

An Air Force drone contract to a startup the princelings took public through a golf course company they own a piece of.

The Army’s largest drone motor order ever, to a company where Don Jr. sits on the board and holds millions in stock.

A $24 million Pentagon robotics contract to the company that employs Eric as Chief Strategy Advisor.

A stake in the largest undeveloped tungsten deposit on earth, in Kazakhstan, backed by $1.6 billion in US government support.

Jared’s fund seeded with $2 billion from the Saudi crown prince, now $6.2 billion, 99% of it foreign money from Gulf governments. Over $110 million in fees collected from the Saudis alone. He negotiates American foreign policy with the governments that pay him.

$2.3 billion from crypto ventures their father regulates. More than a million people bought in and lost $2.3 billion. The money didn’t grow. It simply moved from the subjects pockets to the crown’s coffers.

And the next one is already drafted. A proposed ATF rule that will allow guns to be shipped straight to your front door. The government’s own estimate is 3.3 million home gun deliveries a year. Don Jr. sits on the board of the online gun megastore built to cash in. He holds 300,000 shares.

And that’s only the fraction they’ve allowed us to see. Not one subpoena served. Not one search executed. Why hide anything when you own the investigators?

Me? They searched a laptop for six years. Federal prosecutors. Grand juries. Subpoena power. Congressional hearings. They found nothing. I made about $200k a year selling paintings when my Dad was President, and they made my paintings part of an impeachment inquiry.

For six years they’ve asked Where’s Hunter? What about the laptop?

Wrong questions. The right one is 250 years old. Does America belong to a family?

They’ve given their answer. Long live the King.

[Alex @alex_guillard]

@ForeverScept @brawndothebrave There’s a YouTube channel where the guy makes all sorts of EV powered devices using disposable vapes he collected around his neighborhood

[David Arrieta @arrietadavid1]

On y est.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

He posted that video to change the topic from everyone asking why he is mentioned more than 38,000 times in the Epstein Files. Stay focused.

[Alex @alex_guillard]

@ClarksonsFarm1 Introducing the foldable tractor

[Alex @alex_guillard]

@alifarhat79 Obesity

[Alex @alex_guillard]

@gaspardooo Fils de chien

[Alex @alex_guillard]

@TristanSnell You need to get use to it; there will be no norms anymore

[Alex @alex_guillard]

@rats7 It’s very normal, no worries

[Alex @alex_guillard]

@Logically_JC

[Alex @alex_guillard]

@dpakman I’m so here for this 🍿

[Alex @alex_guillard]

@RpsAgainstTrump I’m sure she’ll get a job in that new trump administration

[Alex @alex_guillard]

@OliLondonTV Les guignols de l’info sont de retour

[Alex @alex_guillard]

@OliLondonTV

[Alex @alex_guillard]

@F1 @AstonMartinF1 Who would have thought ??!

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

congratulations to Taylor Swift and the Chinese Communist Party on winning the Super Bowl

[Alex @alex_guillard]

@uncledoomer It does say ‘stops squeaks’ on the can though

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Please immediately retweet this ad from Jan 6 Police Officer Harry Dunn announcing his campaign for congress. We have all seen how quickly twitter likes to bury these ads and news. Let’s make sure EVERYONE sees this:

[Alex @alex_guillard]

@historyinmemes He can’t get a table or stool but can get a watch?? Get out of there

[Alex @alex_guillard]

@timecaptales @historyinmemes Nobody is going to comment that he was driving in reverse gear?