I learned about how a bill becomes a law today in my college government class. I was so looking forward to hearing “I’m just a Bill”, and it never came.
I was taking a picture of a random car’s bumper stickers because they’re funny. Owner of said car saw me and started cussing me out while flipping me off. There’s a reason I don’t like leaving the house 🤪
If my elementary teacher would not let me go to recess in this weather, my college professor shouldn’t expect me to walk across campus in it #commonsense
I took a shower and didn’t get all my mascara taken off. The person who took my order at Andy’s asked if they needed to beat anyone up for making me cry. Good people still exist 🥺
I’m home alone and I found an attached tick on me this morning. I frantically called my mom in a panic and she laughed at my fear and told me I’d be fine… why does no one care