Cheddar Goblin

He/Him | UA School of Geography ‘23 |

[cool ranch @_RachelAbraham]

I can’t believe your reward for being good at football is a trip to Glendale, Arizona. What an unserious nation

[Cheddar Goblin @alex_johnstone1]

@madisonlamis are these still available?! dm if so

[Cheddar Goblin @alex_johnstone1]

communism is the 6th “C” of arizona

[Cheddar Goblin @alex_johnstone1]

a Top Golf net has got to be the ugliest addition to any city

[Cheddar Goblin @alex_johnstone1]

kids got absolutely no drip

[Cheddar Goblin @alex_johnstone1]

best part about tucson is when everyone leaves and there’s wayyy less traffic

[Cheddar Goblin @alex_johnstone1]

imagine your father flies hundreds of miles from his McMansion™️ in Nebraska into tucson for your little sorority dad’s weekend and your big celebratory dinner is at CULINARY DROPOUT

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

A crocodilian walks into a bar and quickly leaves

Bartender: “wow he really caiman left”

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

Look at him. Absolutely lost in the sauce

[Cheddar Goblin @alex_johnstone1]

@meelsforyou what betting service u using?

[Cheddar Goblin @alex_johnstone1]

dutch bros is weenie hut jr and black crown is the salty spittoon

[Cheddar Goblin @alex_johnstone1]

LMFAOOOO

[Cathy Russon @cathyrusson]

#KyleRittenhouse - As Rittenhouse begins to describe Rosenbaum running toward him, he breaks down on the stand. The judge had to call for a 10 min break. @LawCrimeNetwork

[Cheddar Goblin @alex_johnstone1]

someone should throw a shoe at @charliekirk11 george bush style

[Cheddar Goblin @alex_johnstone1]

i would cross-up kyle rittenhouse so hard in a game of pick up basketball

[Cheddar Goblin @alex_johnstone1]

@shoesrwood Congrats!

[Cheddar Goblin @alex_johnstone1]

@jmantheheyman i’ve been on creating since i was 3 years old

[Cheddar Goblin @alex_johnstone1]

@Mo_karami93 when am i gonna get my money Mo

[meelz @meelsforyou]

stop because why did i just see a viral tiktok of someone proposing at the homecoming of my former high school

[Cheddar Goblin @alex_johnstone1]

it’ll be okay bro, you’ll find another girl who thrifts and likes TV girl