Alex Kennedy

I’d be lying if I didn’t say I like to troll the internet but with ~class~

[Variety @Variety]

Chris Rock says Fox execs chose to greenlight “Everybody Hates Chris” over “Method & Red”:

“If [‘Everybody Hates Chris’] aired on Fox, I wouldn’t be here right now because I would’ve made so much f—king money.”

Watch the full YouTube video: https://t.co/VVH0NtPB5z

[TJ Oshie @TJOshie77]

Time for the one of the worst but most appreciative tweets. #Caps fans me and the boys love you guys. You deserve a longer run and parties in the streets… again. You guys are awesome. Can’t wait to play in front of you again. #BestFans #AllLove

[Emily Haswell @myemtv]

I would pay 1000000000000 dollars to watch these two interact #TheBachelorette

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Sad news from the Portnoy aquarium. May want to sit down for this one.

[Alex Kennedy @alex_ken05]

As a former “employee” for aflac I’m both triggered and geeked at this

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A moment of silence turned into a “Kobe” chant at the Pro Bowl #RIPKobe (via @Felddman)

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

What keeps me going? The thought of retirement when I get to sit on my lazy ass and drink beer in my recliner

[isabella eldridge @IzzyEldridge5]

Listening to @callherdaddy in my cubical at work and I’m actually in tears from trying so hard not to laugh.. I turn around to my cube mate who’s asking me if everything is okay 😂😂😂

[Alex Kennedy @alex_ken05]

Last night I had a dream where Gordon Ramsey ran for president and during debates against guy fieri he would go up to him and put pieces of bread up to his ears why am I the way I am

[Genius @Genius]

lil wayne and blink-182 dropped a wild mashup to announce their summer co-headlining tour 😩

[TJ Oshie @TJOshie77]

Thanks to everyone for the get well wishes. I’m in good hands with our training staff, doctors and especially mama bear at home with her 2 little helpers. DC I need you to make some noise tonight for my boys. I want to hear you through the TV. #ALLCAPS #Back2Back @Capitals

[Star Wars @starwars]

Every generation has a legend. Watch the brand-new teaser for Star Wars: #EpisodeIX.

[Alex Kennedy @alex_ken05]

@_sarahburrell @702Austin what I sound like every time I type that

[Alex Kennedy @alex_ken05]

@_sarahburrell At least you don’t end up looking like lord Farquad

[Alex Kennedy @alex_ken05]

Oh Baltimore you never fail to disappoint

[Alex Kennedy @alex_ken05]

@_sarahburrell This is so funny and accurate

[Kourtney Kardashian @kourtneykardash]

😭😹

[Alex Kennedy @alex_ken05]

@xoemmyox2

[Alex Kennedy @alex_ken05]

Suprise bitch