Alex

a big idiot tbh • 18

[(ꈍ ᴗ ꈍ✿) @5notz]

"do you have snap?" i have an address where u can send love letters to

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[blehh @pupzypup]

if i had a tail i would be wrapping it around my partners leg all the time i think

[james @jms_tny]

When it’s above 70° outside and the salad has berries in it

[Milurp @dollisheart]

In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure

[lenka ⚢🏳️‍⚧️ @lenkabong]

still having fun despite everything!!!

[valentine @valawakened]

If you were a fish at an aquarium, I’d read your entire little information plaque and stand there way too long watching you swim around so you’d know you were my favorite.

[SiliGremlin @SiliGremlin]

On my puter,,, with my snacks,,, #BlessMyWonderousPuppyLife

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Not to be dramatic but whenever I try to view a menu online & the restaurant redirects to scheduling an order online, it feels like being killed by 10000 hammers

[SiliGremlin @SiliGremlin]

The GREAT,,, ALMIGHTY,,, SUPERIOR wizard,,, Pebble,,,

[misa! @misak1nz]

becoming the person you needed when you were younger

[Angela @ItzAuroraAngela]

me after ai is slowly falling off to the core:

[𝓇𝑜𝓈𝒾𝑒 @rosierpearl]

the girls yearn for dark wood furniture

[crittur @miwwmiu]

I just imagined a world without SpongeBob. I’m gonna throw up.

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

that’s not very wrapped around my finger of you bro

[fervor mortis @slightlyuncanny]

hey (with the intention of sitting on a porch with you in 50 years from now)