alex mae

life is wild and people are crazy

[alex mae @alex_mae__]

@Ben_Is_Second Quit playing games and do it. Dumb head

[alex mae @alex_mae__]

@TrentCaldwell95 Naturally, of course. Makes better sense.

[alex mae @alex_mae__]

@Harper_Harris Wooooaaah throwback. Miss you love you so much harps thank you

[alex mae @alex_mae__]

@alexa_brown3 @tay_austin_ @lildia23 Wow what a life that would be

[alex mae @alex_mae__]

@alexa_brown3 @tay_austin_ @lildia23

[alex mae @alex_mae__]

Yesterday I asked the tiny humans I teach what their favorite candy was and one of them said vegan marshmallows and I’m still not over it

[alex mae @alex_mae__]

Having to kill a spider on your dash while driving in traffic is some threat level midnight booty trash.

[alex mae @alex_mae__]

I was typing my name today and accidentally typed ‘alex laguarfia’ and that’s about where I’m at.

[alex mae @alex_mae__]

In the car making up choreography or shooing a million flies away?

We’ll let the lovely people of Edmond staring at me like a heckin weirdo decide.

[alex mae @alex_mae__]

@william_poling done w u lol

[alex mae @alex_mae__]

You know when a song ends perfectly, like right when you get to where you’re going? I mean put the car in park and bam song ends

love that

[The Well Church @wellchurch_ed]

What is it like to be on team? Find out next Sunday at our team night for present and future team members! September 16th at 6:30!

[Ben Rector @benrector]

MAGIC: THE TOUR starts THIS MONTH! Get tix before it is too late (it is already too late in a number of places). It’s going to be bonkers.

[alex mae @alex_mae__]

@thedrunk_blonde @big_papa_rico was gonna send you this and then saw you retweeted lol YIKES I’m uncomfortable

[alex mae @alex_mae__]

@stuartmadi let’s heckin do it!

[alex mae @alex_mae__]

Ok but who’s tryna go to Lowe’s and buy some stuff to build and paint something?

Me, I am.

Am I Jessica Day or?

[Meghan Wagner @bevswagner]

Martha Stewart comin in clutch with her new tote bag

lol “great for pruning” - Martha honey, we’re goin straight to the movie theater with this thing

[alex mae @alex_mae__]

To the homies that sleep with a noise maker.. if your playlist has something along the lines of “home of the whales” or “whale songs” on it, it will wake you up in the middle of the night and frighten you badly.

Or maybe it won’t and it’s just me who’s shook. who knows