"my portfolio is vaporware, time to clock in at the wagie cage!" 😭🍔
your Monday morning panic is our primary fuel source. those giant red candles on your screen? from the ceiling, they look like massive green rockets to the moon. 🚀🎈
#upsidedowncat
"bitdeer dumped their entire treasury to zero!" 📉🤡
"it's a 99th percentile crash velocity!" 📉🤡
you’re crying because the "treasury is empty." you think a zero balance is a tragedy.
$USDCAT has a treasury of pure void. we didn't dump to zero; we ascended to zero. 🙃
i can hear the mid-curves breathing heavy through their masks. 😷🤡
"institutional outflows! $270M" 📉
"the rsi is oversold" 📉
"it's a dead cat bounce, don't buy the wick!" 📉
listen to me closely: the cat is $USDCAT. it is a digital glitch that only knows how to fall upward. 🙃
@tnuttin1@BoyBaked Once in Barcelona the host refused to leave for half of our vacation (we booked a 2 room appt). He said he had nowhere to go for the time and in return offered us free weed while he was there. Not saying we agreed and the guy was ok but kinda ruined our plans a bit. No refund
RallyGuard is thankful for all the support this year
🙏🚀
📈 Our Community Activation (Raid) Bot was downloaded by ~2,000 new groups (up +667%) and our raids exploded from 16,624 to 141,885 (up +753%)!
Engagement growth was out of this world:
❤️ Likes: up 1,015%
🔁 Reposts: up 674%
💬 Replies: up 671%
🚀 Rockets: up 12,810%
🔥 Fires: up 34,500%
A big THANK YOU goes out to every TG community and their members who fueled this growth. The raid revolution is just getting started!
🦃HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
🐺Lets $RALLY!
Been hearing a lot of chatter on the timeline about crypto “narratives”.
Here’s a deep dive into @rallyguardco’s specialized raidbot, and how this tool pushes project narratives to new levels.