alex

number one torterra fan | Corodim#1328 | the greatest mind in OW, stuck in diamond #Winnable | they/he

[alex @alex_ohlson_]

oh hell yeah first stick n poke

[=KAGOE= (commissions OPEN) @RhiannonKagoe]

✨easier to share version✨

[alex @alex_ohlson_]

#1 JAKE NA RETURNING SOON 😤😤

[MultiVersus @multiversus]

*taps mic* testing, testing, 1, 2, 3

[alex @alex_ohlson_]

it'd be cool if there was a laundromat where you could wash all your clothes. like ALL your clothes haha. like the ones you're wearing too. it'd be nice if they were cool with you being naked. not like anyone forces you to be naked, its just fine and no o— where are you taking me

[alex @alex_ohlson_]

hey all, deleted twitter, now I play WoW, check out my otters :D it's #WinstonWednesday !

[hate5six @hate5six]

hardest shit i've ever seen.

@KublaiKhanTX at @LDBFest

[alex @alex_ohlson_]

more consistent boop than lucio btw

[SVB @OW_SVB]

Overwatch Twitter timeline has been too peaceful recently... time to stir the pot again of how busted Suzu is

[alex @alex_ohlson_]

sometimes when I’m bored I just reply to whoever annoys me on twitter (it’s very healthy)

[alex @alex_ohlson_]

@AnonConUSA hey when’s that podcast startin up

[alex @alex_ohlson_]

huh

[The Daily Iowan @TheDailyIowan]

Former UI School of Music professor John Muriello will plead guilty to possession of child pornography and distribution of meth. https://t.co/x2rL8QE2xO

[alex @alex_ohlson_]

IF NATASHA LYONNE CAN QUIT SO CAN I

[natasha lyonne @nlyonne]

Not sold and my phone keeps making memory videos that include smoking like some dark temptress. I’m day 3 no smoking don’t @ me.

[alex @alex_ohlson_]

“ok give her Tatsumaki’s dress but make it static as hell and a tactical vest for some reason idk, make it $39.99”

[Overwatch @PlayOverwatch]

Let the Psychokinesis guide you! 🔮

Introducing Terrible Tornado - Kiriko! The #Overwatch2 x #OnePunchMan Collab starts Mar 7!

🌪: https://t.co/mFrM05TZhA

[alex @alex_ohlson_]

I’m so sick of Kiriko skins holy shit they’re so painfully mid for a new hero

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

truly cannot express how awful and toxic and cruel the phrase “if you have time to lean you have time to clean” truly is

[alex @alex_ohlson_]

had an ube coconut donut yesterday it made me cry

[alex @alex_ohlson_]

if you get a billion GoPuff Points you get to redeem it for a majority share of the stock

[alex @alex_ohlson_]

catholicism is fucked man, truly just a peasant’s religion through and through

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

hey quick question what do you think they did with the bones of mary magdalene

if you guessed “probably something extremely normal” unfortunately you guessed wrong

[alex @alex_ohlson_]

holy shit shut up sick of these interaction farmers posting the same god damn thing every day it’s two degrees of separation away from sco pa tu mana fr

[Dre🇯🇲 @ItsSomjuu]

Is it just me or has Overwatch matchmaking been really bad recently?

[alex @alex_ohlson_]

feel like im losing my mind