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I wonder how @mattbarry10 feels having me finish his Irish Car Bomb for him

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Just walked outside barefoot and in pajamas while eating a brownie to get my credit card to renew malpractice insurance...adulthood

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@carapriore same thing happened to me like a month ago!

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It's still unreal to think that I am a Registered Nurse..

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How do I react when I rip my jeans at a bar

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"@AnimaIsEdited: Bucks http://t.co/3HWxqfNHfQ" @pache6

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How is this my last semester of nursing school

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What do you do when your boyfriend puts your contacts on his nipples? Accepting advice.

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"@CauseWereGuys: I don't care how old I get, farts are still funny as hell." @cdonz12

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I just applied for graduation...holy hell

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Well I just saw childbirth

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"@_CollegeHumor_: This Is Me http://t.co/2vqzmqROmn" @cdonz12

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

“truth or dare”
“Dare”
“Order us pizza”

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"@_CollegeHumor_: Me when I see dogs http://t.co/ePYwBOsNBC" @svolanti

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What's better than talking about vaginal deliveries over dinner? Everything. Everything is better than this.

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Imagine if we never evolved to walk and run on two legs

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My house is probably the only one that still has Christmas decorations on it

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Taking too many chewable vitamin c tabs because I'm sick

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Ugh missed a girl fight at school

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I think my belly button rings are made for the tops to fall off so I have to buy more