Alex Painter

thank you LORNE!!!

[Alex Painter @alex_painter28]

Marry someone you wanna annoy for the rest of your life

[Nate Tice @Nate_Tice]

there’s gotta be a better nickname for Ladd

[Don Van Natta Jr. @DVNJr]

Houston’s final possession.

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

what a spread

[Utah Football @Utah_Football]

That’s 4.48 unofficial for @devaughn_vele 🙌

#NFLCombine on @nflnetwork

[Brian Goldstone @brian_goldstone]

UPDATE: After an enormous outcry, Cigna has reversed their unconscionable last-minute denial and will be covering Carole's transplant (!!).

Carole is extremely relieved, and she's grateful to the many, many people who emailed Cigna over the past 24 hours.

Having said that...

[robert @Brotractor]

asked AI to do a Bernie Sanders Boiler Room set

[Nathan Marzion @nathanmarzion]

Still the funniest sequence of tweets I have ever seen

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

there is nothing therapy can do for a man that a good game of pickup basketball cannot

[Jonathan Tjarks @JonathanTjarks]

Does My Son Know You? https://t.co/37lKB9pGgJ via @ringer

[Portland Pickles @picklesbaseball]

new phone who dis

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it

[lucia 🍒 @GrandmaHive]

This MJ and Phil Collins mashup is soooo sick. The caption reads “if MJ and Phil Collins had a secret relationship we didn’t know about” 😂😭

[Zach Schwartz @zachzachzach]

Friends that are Patriots fans ... do not watch this

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

Imagine being a sports fan. You're out here feeling physically and mentally impacted by an emotional investment in something you have 0% control of. What a sick hobby