Alex Pieroni

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[Alex Pieroni @alex_pieroni]

being tickled to the point that it’s painful is pure jouissance

[Alex Pieroni @alex_pieroni]

So now we have ads in outlook?!

[Alex Pieroni @alex_pieroni]

@oliviarjordan Oh!

[Alex Pieroni @alex_pieroni]

It's the same reason Duke students call the Broadhead Center WU; it's not the Broadhead Center, not formerly known as WU... it's simply WU.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

It's not X, it's not the platform formerly known as Twitter...it's Twitter. It's just Twitter.

If some rich guy bought my whole town and renamed it, I wouldn't start calling it "The town formerly known as Missoula."

It would still be Missoula, just like this is still Twitter.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I deleted this tweet because some folks translating from the original ancient Greek (not the 1840's translation I was using) have chimed in to say that actually the original text likely indicates that you'd get free education if you were his buddy but otherwise you'd get free education BUT THEN BECOME AN INDENTURED SERVANT!

So, like, the way we do it now is better.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

He has a question

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

!!!!!!!!!!!!! @JNJNews, THANK YOU for choosing #PatientsNotPatents. Takes real guts to live up to your credo. Generic bedaquiline WILL BE AVAILABLE in almost every country with a high tuberculosis burden. I am so happy and grateful to the Stop TB Partnership, J&J, and especially the activists around the world who are standing up for TB patients. So much more work to do, but WHAT WONDERFUL NEWS TO WAKE UP TO.

[Alex Pieroni @alex_pieroni]

you shouldn’t be able to go to the eras tour w/o a vibe check

[Alex Pieroni @alex_pieroni]

I’ve never tweeted about cars

[Alex Pieroni @alex_pieroni]

@pakmonsterr I take an absurd amount of showers when I’m home just to have the feeling of not wearing shower shoes

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@cb_doge I’m worried about me too :(

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

WE HAVE ALREADY REACHED 150K IN 15 MINS AND COUNTING!!!!!

[Duke Men’s Basketball @DukeMBB]

P & Dell have returned for sophomore year 😂 @Pp_doesit @wendellcarter34

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Gian Lorenzo Bernini's "Ratto di Proserpina" was executed between 1621 and 1622. This detail gives an idea of the stunning realism impressed in the rare Carrara marble shaping human flesh in a so convincing way

[source, read more: https://t.co/wTSK4V8u8O]

[Punxsutawney Phil @PunxsatawnyPhil]

Here's one for the statisticians .. the question is, do I feel lucky !? (I think the most amazing stat is how good I look for 136 years old) #GroundhogDay

[The Weather Channel @weatherchannel]

Phil has spoken! He saw his shadow, which means...

SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER! ❄️

What are your thoughts on his prediction? We couldn't be more grateful to be celebrating #GroundhogDay yet again with the wonderful people of Punxsutawney and visitors from across the world 🌎💙

[Alex Pieroni @alex_pieroni]

in a Union (Bella)

[David 👨🏻‍🦲🪰 @Davidpeepoo]

i dont want to work mom I just want to be on iphone

[Alex Pieroni @alex_pieroni]

duke freshmen wanna change the world, seniors work at McKinsey

[you might also relate to @hrtapp]

me and who