alex

[alex @alex_rabon]

@KylianHaaland7 Any member of a Woman’s JuCo team

[alex @alex_rabon]

@BryceStorbakken me when i’m braindead:

[greg @greg401jk]

How is the Mike Tyson/Jake Paul fight going?

Me:

[💋Lipstick & Liberty 🇺🇸 @BthebestucanB]

@netflix @jakepaul @miketyson Yall ain't ready for this traffic. Alreadu buffered twice. 🥸

[John Matrixx @RealJohnMatrixx]

Netflix just went down during the undercard fight of Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson. They can't handle the traffic. This may be an epic failure.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Bottom line: SHERYL CROW IS A COMMUNIST.

[nico @byenico]

my brother in christ u are literally the president

[marisa (derogatory) @marisacerasoli]

@deanjnorris Thank you, Dean

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

Base this mother fu**ker

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

Googled “based”. Still not sure but think it’s good

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

❤️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@RonWyden Why does ur pp look like u just came?

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

.@BlueHoseFtball QB Ren Hefley set an FCS record with 10 (!!!) passing TDs in a single game.

Incredible 🤯

[Nick Mark MD @nickmmark]

“Have you seen my ivermectin?”

[alex @alex_rabon]

the best birthday present

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

Oklahoma City Thunder guard Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has agreed to a five-year, $172 million maximum rookie contract extension, his agent Thaddeus Foucher of @Wasserman tells ESPN.

[Kevin Abstract @kevinabstract]

perfect song

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

"How much champagne have each of you consumed?"

😂😂😂😂😂😂