Alex Roberts

Shit happens when you party naked.

[Alex Roberts @alex_roberts_]

Think tonight I taught a southern lad that calling a mancuain lad a scouser ends in a sore jaw #TopManc

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Truer words have never been spoken...

[Alex Roberts @alex_roberts_]

According to work ugg boots are smart attire but plain black Air Force aren't #Bullshit

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Ha, totally!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

This is simply why I'm not vegan...

[Alex Roberts @alex_roberts_]

3 more shifts then I'm going home, swear this week is taking to long

[Alex Roberts @alex_roberts_]

Booked my tickets for next week, can't wait to get back up north.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

In every action movie...

[Alex Roberts @alex_roberts_]

Only 8 minutes in but England are showing early dominance in this match #carrythemhome

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

If video games have taught me anything, it’s that if you encounter enemies then you’re going the right way. #TRUTH

[Alex Roberts @alex_roberts_]

That was fucking idiotic by smalling

[Alex Roberts @alex_roberts_]

Work better be dead today, can't be dealing with daft twats when I'm this hungover #GonnaDie

[Alex Roberts @alex_roberts_]

4 weeks till I go home and have a hair cut and a long over due piss up with the broughton lads.

[Alex Roberts @alex_roberts_]

The little shit I had a dust up with last night has just been dragged in to work by the police and has to apologise to me ahhahahahahah 😂😂😂

[Alex Roberts @alex_roberts_]

Just been told to go back to my own country by a Slovak, last time I checked Manchester is in England #CompleteTwat

[Alex Roberts @alex_roberts_]

Feel like death 💀💀💀💀

[Alex Roberts @alex_roberts_]

Job offers are like fucking buses, since I've started my new one I've had like 8 that I've had to turn down.

[Logan Sama @djlogansama]

Kim K wins woman of the year for Q mag. Tony Blair wins 'Philanthropist of the year' for GQ. What next? Sanogo wins the Golden Boot?

[FRISCO @BigFris]

Tryna do everything while not doing too much of anything.

[Alex Roberts @alex_roberts_]

Feel like an absolute gimp wearing a suit when I'm only going for what was supposed to be an informal interview