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“Yo check out this Amish website!” - No one

[walmer @alex_walmer]

I don’t think I’ve ever been this close to just selling all my organs online tbh

[walmer @alex_walmer]

When the president fixes problems he created he’s “a genius” and “saving America” but when I do it I’m a “monster” and I “have to leave the NICU”

[Savage Daughter 🛡️⚔️ @militarywife]

@CromLegerdemain

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Niggas really voted for a rapist thinking he’s gonna improve their lives, you can’t make this shit up

[walmer @alex_walmer]

Celebrities getting charged with DUIs is crazy to me, like I realize that “they’re people too” but…

My brother in Christ you were in *NSYNC, we all KNOW you can afford an Uber.

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Give me the name for the episode and we’ll do it

[walmer @alex_walmer]

The (inherently bigoted) OUTRAGE over this NBA player signing a nail polish deal has led me to a simple conclusion.

If there was a store that sold masculinity, that shit would be FLYING OFF THE SHELVES.

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

Nobody:

Guy you went to high school with on his IG story:

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

he has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

[Aero @Aeropium]

@InternetH0F People complain about expensive healthcare but still vote for the wrong politicians 😭

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

He was like, "Here are all of the things that might go wrong in the future...you should know about them, but you should not think about them because they probably will not happen."

So, we'll see how that goes...

[Hadestown @hadestown]

Feels like Fate, huh?

[walmer @alex_walmer]

@ajr_album You can’t have roses hinting at an AJR song and it NOT be Buy You a Rose c’mon now

[league @itsleague]

@brutalfightz https://t.co/XTK8bzggld

[walmer @alex_walmer]

@bb_loveisland It’s the “Who want some cake” afterward for me

[AmericanHorrorStory @AHSFX]

Open up. AHS: Delicate Part One premieres 9.20 on FX. Stream on @hulu. #AHSDelicate #AHSFX

[walmer @alex_walmer]

@KhaelKor @libertarianesqu @crazyclipsonly Tell me you’ve never seen a REAL train lmao

[walmer @alex_walmer]

If you want to keep watching innocent people die for your amusement, just say that 😂

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

I truly believe the US Government is working with the CIA to stage a coup in Russia to oust Putin so that Joe Biden can campaign on toppling Putin in 2024.

Just seems like this is all coordinated so Biden can take credit for ending the Ukraine-Russia war and pretend to be a hero.

The US government is the biggest terrorist organization in the world.