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[alex @alex_warda]

@K4uojWilliam @joeimel Any update on this?

[𝐚-𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 @wydccalamity]

That among us phase was fun asf

[alex @alex_warda]

@joeimel why’d I just watch someone get arrested in my apartment parking lot?

[Relish @THFCRelish]

@RlCKYRAGE

[alex @alex_warda]

@ktdollarsignz OMG THIS LOOKS SOOOO GOOD

[make up a bo burnham stan @makeupabofan]

a bo burnham stan that loves my chemical romance.

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

Normalize going to a different dentist the day before your actual dentist so your real dentist just thinks you’re really good at brushing your teeth

[Ebz @_ebbzz]

Just spent money again... when does it end

[trash jones @jzux]

ahh sounds so fun but i already have plans

[megan @chismosavirus]

we as a society need to start sitting on the porch more

[sio @bestinsio]

some of you tweet in such bursts that I feel like I could map your manic-depressive episodes for your therapist for a small fee

[alex @alex_warda]

@berrryfieldz rt rt rt

[Natalie 🦋 @berrryfieldz]

Sometimes freedom feels a lot like loneliness

[Jesse @dogatoullie]

Thats right

[Jacob A Tennessen @JacobPhD]

Me: Hey, remember that weird protein from three weeks ago?
My immune system: Yeah, I shut that business down real quick.
Me: Look, the ribosomes are making it again.
My immune system: