alex greene

i make cheesecake

[alex greene @alexa_brayle]

U are what u eat and rn I'm content with being a chicken tender

[alex greene @alexa_brayle]

The first episode of New Girl is top tier. Such a gem of a show.

[alex greene @alexa_brayle]

No one looks worse than someone leaving the hotel after a night of drinking lol

[Satan @s8n]

i believe in equality, I hate you all equally.

[alex greene @alexa_brayle]

“I know y’all are busy, y’all are the only place open on Monday” Sir, it is Tuesday. If you’re going to complain, at least be accurate damn.

[alex greene @alexa_brayle]

EEEEEEEEKKKKKKK. Can’t wait!!!!!!

[alex greene @alexa_brayle]

I’m alright, it’s okay.

[alex greene @alexa_brayle]

“Remember when the donkey from Shrek and the dragon fucked, that’s where dragon fruit comes from.” -George

[alex greene @alexa_brayle]

“What’s your name? Tyler? Titty?”

[alex greene @alexa_brayle]

Lady at the bar: “I founded a diaper company.” “I am a million years old.” “Artwork? That started during Genesis.” “My name is Angel Diddy.” “I’m a professional breakdancer.”

[alex greene @alexa_brayle]

A crackhead caused an altercation at the local bar and someone got ran over across the street from the same bar. Life on a Monday night in Kinston.

[alex greene @alexa_brayle]

The dollar tree has rlly stepped their game up. That quarter must’ve done something fer them

[alex greene @alexa_brayle]

When you see a frame that reminds you of me, would you remember the times, oh the times that we believed in a cocaine jesus 🌀

[alex greene @alexa_brayle]

Aggie sauce just hits different man.

[alex greene @alexa_brayle]

Some things aren’t meant to be understood. Music is proof of that. One moment you’re content, the next you’re on the move.

[alex greene @alexa_brayle]

My cousin announced his engagement and his sister announced she was pregnant. V thankful the pressure is off of me now 🥴 #merrychrysler

[alex greene @alexa_brayle]

Y’all do know you’re suppose to turn your signal light on before you break right???? Just me? Ok.

[alex greene @alexa_brayle]

Just typed the login code for work in as my password instead of mine. Nice.

[alex greene @alexa_brayle]

I’m referred as “Harry Potter” at my local thrift store. Not mad about it.

[alex greene @alexa_brayle]

@xmads__ I got a wedding dress for u

[alex greene @alexa_brayle]

The local gas station sent me a friend request…. Idk either man