Alex

Live and let live

[Alex @alexa_hope]

I’ve never not been stressed in a Whole Foods

[OLONI BABY 🍒 @Oloni]

I hate when ppl email back too quickly. i just ticked that off my todo list, now i gotta add this to the list again

[Alex @alexa_hope]

Remember when T pain went through a top hat phase?

[Alex @alexa_hope]

I would like to press charges against the man who decided it was okay to come into our corporate office building in khakis and FLIP FLOPS today.

[Alex @alexa_hope]

People who play games on their phone with sound on the 7 am train should do jail time.

[Alex @alexa_hope]

Idk how I'm gonna tell the new girl on my floor that comes into my office everyday to say hello and apologizes later if she didn't get a chance to, that we don’t work for the same firm.

[♕ Pia Mia @piamia]

i hope britney spears is having a good night

[Alex @alexa_hope]

Getting your clothes stuck on door handles when you’re mad and swiping your metro card too fast when you’re in a rush are the same type of mad. Iykyk

[Alex @alexa_hope]

When booking an appointment, do you choose the earliest time slot possible so the person making the appointment doesn't think you’re lazy, or are you normal?

[Ria @BarstoolRia]

I could really go for one of these bad boys right now

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

If I saw this in person I would 100% think I’m having some sort of mental break

[Ria @BarstoolRia]

I saw The Clique was on Netflix and it was an immediate press play for me

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

I'm not superstitious. But, I am a little stitious.

[Laura Peek @laurapeek_]

Fav part of watching Jeopardy is saying “I should be on Jeopardy” every time I correctly answer a $200 clue that happens to be about one of my three interests

[Michael Tannenbaum @iamTannenbaum]

quarantine will someday end, but I hope this continues

[Dylan Ward Cunningham @theprincedylan]

Genovia hasn’t reported a SINGLE CASE of COVID-19. This is what TRUE leadership looks like.