Lex on the beach.

wumbo/wumboing

[Ross Bolen @WRBolen]

I wish the lord would take me now.

[carolyn @ballerguy]

Fighting fire with fire today

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

oh shit the guy who got cut trying out for varsity his senior year has something to say about the most decorated gymnast of all time. everyone gather around to listen

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

dream logic is so weird. you’ll be exploring an underwater shipwreck but you’ll also be like “this is the walmart that my dad owns.”

[Rhode Island Problems @RIprobz]

Al fresco season is here. #RIprobz

[Alice Gray @AliceJaneGray]

I applied for a dog today. This is the story in four parts.

I’m actually speechless.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives

[✯ @crispypunxni]

HELP???😭

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

No I will NOT throw together a little salad to have with the pizza we ordered. Are you on drugs

[piss warrior @GRUELCOOK]

This is just a guy from New Jersey

[Here To Not Get Fined @Parkour_Lewis]

Chopped her feet, wrapped up, played THRU the tackle, she’s got the intangibles

[Jeremy @JeromeyR0me]

A share of GameStop stock is currently valued at $344, which means a GameStop would buy it from you for $12.75

[Anthony @omgitsbirdman]

An app named “Robinhood” stealing from the poor and giving to the rich can’t make this up

[grace twelmeyer @gracetwelmeyer]

#TheBachelor ep 4 spoilers w/ no context

[Ryan Spagnoli @Ryan_Spags]

Death, taxes and Tom Brady playing on championship weekend.