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I do what I want ♍️

[lex @alexaaclark]

@melllcw @livlegacyyy

[Tanner! @kidmanscill]

My wife and I get corona virus. We go to Disneyland and ride California screamin. The park finds out and quarantines us on the coaster and we endlessly ride. We have kids and they grow up on the coaster. It’s all they know. This coaster is our home now. Life is beautiful.

[Jasmine The Great | Strategy & Stuff @lmTheReasonWhy]

Talk to yourself with the same kindness and understanding as you’d give your best friend who did some dumb shit again. Be your safest place. Your heart has been to war enough. Be kind to you. Speak lightly to you. Take care of yourself even more.

[sarah @heavenbrat]

spring me is so pretty, summer me is even prettier, i cant wait to see her again

[lex @alexaaclark]

What the fuck is my mom talkin about when she says I dont bring her utensils home? Bro

[Kevin Gates @iamkevingates]

I forgive u I still love you

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

i hate when i go out in public & the public be there

[Ally Lotti @highimallyy]

you don’t kno me anymore,

[smi @smino]

i be so unimpressed lol

[Aqua Teen Hunger Force @juiceboxmisha]

Me randomly getting this urge while driving for absolutely no reason.

[lex @alexaaclark]

@meloneclaire That is why ur my favourite😘

[lex @alexaaclark]

STILL TRU GURL WHERES UR HOT ASS BEEN

[lex @alexaaclark]

okay but she's the CUTEST

[lex @alexaaclark]

@meloneclaire PLEASE HAHA

[lex @alexaaclark]

@meloneclaire

[lex @alexaaclark]

I can't wait for summer !

[lex @alexaaclark]

"Dad what are you doing?"
"Sleeping"

[lex @alexaaclark]

Holden jumping for joy

[Cardi Bay @TweetsByDre88]

If you think that men are hornier than women I'd like to tell you that I sent a guy a nude and he saw it but waited til the world juniors game was over to respond.

[Bujairami @AdamBujairami]

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn't move. This is how they found him.

[lex @alexaaclark]

Wondering if I will ever lose all this Turkey weight