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[𝓂𝒶𝑔𝒹𝒶 @magdalenacals]

me: i could rly use a break and some me-time

also me when baby is sleeping: i am empty where is my friend

[bug girl @buggirl]

open ai planning to buy pinterest nothing is sacred it’s so over it’s so over

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

how it feels being left alone with my own thoughts

[Amber 💕 @amberschooldays]

U could be having a nice day & then somebody your own age says they bought a house

[shiv 🍄 @wooklynbaby]

Me tryna to convince my friends to smoke a cig w me outside

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Remember, 1 month ago it was disinformation to say there was something wrong with Biden's health

[Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸 @ZeekArkham]

Liberals: “IF TRUMP GETS ELECTED, HE’S GONNA INVOKE PROJECT 2025! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

Trump: “No, I’m not. Everything you need to see is right on my website.

Liberals: “YES YOU ARE! REEEEEEEEEEEE!”

Trump: “Like, seriously. I’m not. I’ll even go on record to say I’m not. I was also, literally, the President. I didn’t invoke any of that when I could have.”

Liberals: “REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

Trump: “See, this is why you all are crazy.”