The Amazon Alexa has officially ruined all introductions for me
Me- hi I’m alexa
Literally everybody- oh! Like the Amazon Alexa!
Me- I WAS THE ALEXA FIRST
🙃
Been engaged a month & a half and I already have our venue, dj, photographer, rehearsal dinner, alcohol and caterer figured out. Can you tell I’m excited??🤷🏼♀️
My grandfather: Get the waitress over here! The one with that thing in her nose
My family: jeez pops you can’t say that that loud!
Him: what are ya yelling at me for? I didn’t put it there!!
🤦🏼♀️