lex

i will stop complaining when i am good and dead

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Genuinely hilarious that the only game they ended up losing in 2 entire months was when that decrepit mango showed up

[crys 🥠 @iamnotcrys]

SHE IN THE CLUB WIT US

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

how life feels when the team you jumped on the bandwagon for two weeks ago wins the championship in a sport you don’t normally watch

[GianCULO Stanton Fan Club @bruja_aj]

That French bitch not leaving NY with his knees

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

KNICKS FANS: “oh boy, I can’t wait to enjoy the first NBA Finals Game at MSG in almost thirty years!”

THE CITY’S PRIMORDIAL SIN, RETURNING IN FESTERING DECADENCE LIKE A DORMANT PLAGUE AWAKENING TO ONCE AGAIN BATHE THE STREETS IN PESTILENCE:

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"If it causes the New York Knicks to lose tonight, I'm blaming him. I'm blaming the president of the United States! And damnit, I hope the GOP loses votes because of it if we lose tonight!" – Stephen A. Smith

[betty-rose @bettyrosewrote]

the way i’ve never followed basketball in my life and i want this on my tombstone

[ig whykram @whykram]

More importantly why did she paint the miseducation of Carrie Bradshaw

[📿 @amandanvc]

Auntie can’t keep doing 2 hour episodes they needa wrap this shit up lmao

[the morally corrupt betty elms @babygorgeous420]

crossfaded at the cheesecake factory and the fire alarm is going off

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

[cj @wsgadIibs]

them fatass fingers built like mozarella sticks

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Hang it in the Louvre

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

imagine reading this tweet 10 years ago

[Muad'Deez Nuts 🇵🇸🔻🏳️‍⚧️ @MuadDeez]

she's not tho is she #loser #inabox

[Spane, Your Average Cornell ’77 Enjoyer @SperrysandNikes]

We walk through Tribeca and I point out the Jenga building and then tell her that the CEO of Bed Bath and Beyond killed himself by jumping off of it

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

if the fans that paid money to see bieber are satisfied with said performance then so be it. me? I would have whipped a tomato at his head so fast he’d be the first pop star with CTE

[lex @alexabarks]

I too would lose the will to live if my dumbass daughter took away one of my last remaining shrivels of joy I was allowed to have on my deathbed

[Alex Clark @yoalexrapz]

When my dad was dying and in the hospital for a brain tumor the nurses were bringing him orange Fanta non stop. I had to intervene and asked if they thought water might be better instead since he was having surgery for BRAIN CANCER the next morning. They said, “Your daughter has a great idea Mr. Clark!” Why in the world did I even have to say that? He’s dead now by way.