Alexa Koehler

[Alexa Koehler @alexabkoehler]

There were no dinner rolls at the thanksgiving dinner I went to...so... like did thanksgiving even really happen?

[Alexa Koehler @alexabkoehler]

I have rollers in my hair right now and I'm going to a luncheon tomorrow...not sure if I'm 26 or 62 #grandmastatus

[Alexa Koehler @alexabkoehler]

Only a true friend would shove bread in another friend's mouth #cubsworldseries @melodeerad

[Alexa Koehler @alexabkoehler]

I was too tired to order soy milk instead of regular milk in my latte this morning and I just don't know if I can go on with my day now

[Alexa Koehler @alexabkoehler]

A third grader called me ma'am yesterday and it just about killed me #amireallythatold

[Alexa Koehler @alexabkoehler]

If you don't finish most of your popcorn before the previews are over did you even go to the movies #thoughtsatthemovies

[Alexa Koehler @alexabkoehler]

The fact that it is December 2015 is really not ok. Like hi, hello I'm still stuck in October 2014

[Alexa Koehler @alexabkoehler]

In response to me telling her to throw get banana peel out the window "this ain't Mario cart Alexa!" - @MelodeeRad

[Alexa Koehler @alexabkoehler]

People who allow their children to listen to any sort of music or game noise out loud without headphones on planes are the worst! #justno

[Alexa Koehler @alexabkoehler]

I don't understand why it has become socially acceptable to do anything Christmas related before thanksgiving #whenwillthemadnessstop

[Alexa Koehler @alexabkoehler]

Happy Halloween from these bear cubs #sheisthenicebear https://t.co/7G7EeeCXlF

[Alexa Koehler @alexabkoehler]

No birthday would be complete without a private dance moment with bae… https://t.co/H5KTkp03bb

[Alexa Koehler @alexabkoehler]

Is it socially acceptable to take a nap at 9:45 in the morning? #askingforafriend #maybeformyselfthough

[Alexa Koehler @alexabkoehler]

Open bars are no longer allowed #oh #areyoukiddingme #whatadaytobealive https://t.co/qVhoIwc5za

[Alexa Koehler @alexabkoehler]

Because one birthday post wasn't enough #happybirthdayprincess don't know… https://t.co/L4lvmi2SAQ

[Alexa Koehler @alexabkoehler]

Happy birthday to my beautiful best friend and roommate 🎁🎉😘 we have been… https://t.co/1HzLCkzBIA

[Alexa Koehler @alexabkoehler]

My cab driver just told me he ran over a biker one time #oh

[Alexa Koehler @alexabkoehler]

I really cannot trust anyone who leaves the airplane window shut the entire flight #thoughtsfromanairplane

[Alexa Koehler @alexabkoehler]

The fact that I am ALWAYS in the last boarding group is not ok with me

[Alexa Koehler @alexabkoehler]

It is 10:30am and I am eating in n out...what is my life? #noshameinmygame #thestruggle