aLeXa

it’s literally a header

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

I STILL FEEL THAT SINCE PRESIDENT OBAMA HAD TO RELEASE HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE TO PROVE HE WAS AMERICAN..TRUMP SHOULD BE FORCED TO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES TO PROVE HE'S NOT A PEDOPHILE 🤷🤔
AM I WRONG 🤔

[me irl @me_when_irl]

How it feels at 6 years old learning the sun is gonna explode in 5 billion years

[aLeXa @alexahoward18]

@RoyGeebins @luv1bun the concept of telling people to “grow up and get a real job” and commenting something like this…….

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

“girl fuck you” is gender neutral

[susa @prinkasusa]

If abortion is criminalized, men should lose the right to walk away from a pregnancy too. You can’t force someone to carry a child and let the other parent off the hook. Responsibility doesn’t get a free pass.

[autist @litteralyme0]

I've tasted being employed and I've tasted being unemployed

I recommend not being born

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

A conversation with a man:

Me: All men

Him: Not all men

Me: okay. You have a daughter, right? Would you be comfortable with her going to a party with a bunch of other girls, with no boys present?

Him: yes (without hesitation)

Me: cool. Would you be comfortable with her going to a party with a bunch of boys, with no girls present.

Him: no (without hesitation)

Me: why?

Him: Cause there will be at least 2-3 boys who are a problem.
Me: cool. So if those 2-3 boys do something horrible, will the other boys step in? Say something? Tell someone?

Him: (hesitates)....

Me: exactly. All men.

[𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵 @divnefemm]

!!!!

[: @_dxllz7]

“wyd after work?”

me already in bed

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I miss the days when Saturdays and Sundays were really considered as rest days

[: @_dxllz7]

Deciding to get up

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Actor Daniel Curtis Lee, who starred in Ned's Declassified on Nickelodeon with Tylor Chase, takes Chase out to lunch before checking him into a hotel