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I’ve only said “I love you” to two men in my entire life: Stone Cold Steve Austin and a guy in a dark club- who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin

[AmazonAlexa @alexajade02]

Matt and I honeymooned at topgolf and hooters

[AmazonAlexa @alexajade02]

Man I don’t trust a single Pittsburgh content creator

[AmazonAlexa @alexajade02]

DITL in PGH: I drove past a huge group of Amish people waiting to be seated at a restaurant and then parked behind a license plate that said JNGLE FVR at the gym

[AmazonAlexa @alexajade02]

In Judaism your sins can be forgiven if you lose 11-13 pounds

[AmazonAlexa @alexajade02]

RIP Hannah Horvath you would have loved that bed bath and beyond is back

[AmazonAlexa @alexajade02]

Sorry I was speeding officer I was listening to Zach Bryan - Oklahoma Smokeshow (2022)

[AmazonAlexa @alexajade02]

@CrackerBarrel Perfect location for you in Punxsutawney PA, restaurant called Punxsy Phil’s just closed. The people will come!!!

[AmazonAlexa @alexajade02]

Anyone that works at Mega: when I click the “X” on those stupid suggested posts that come up on Facebook…that doesn’t actually help the algorithm right? It’s just for show?

[AmazonAlexa @alexajade02]

@pghtrippin im scared

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

RETWEET THIS for a chance to win these baseballs signed by Endy Rodriguez and Quinn Priester!

[NHL @NHL]

⚔️ Undrafted out of junior
⚔️ Expansion draft selection
⚔️ Conn Smythe Trophy winner
⚔️ Stanley Cup Champion

What a journey for Jonathan Marchessault (@JMarchessault18). #StanleyCup

[AmazonAlexa @alexajade02]

@TalkinYanks @CXSTUFF 22!!!!!!!!!!!

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

IKF ASKING TO BE CHECKED FOR SUBSTANCES LMAO

[AmazonAlexa @alexajade02]

@GoldenKnights Fan from Pittsburgh, been on board from day 1. Hook a girl up with some winter classic tickets?!? #shootingmyshot

[AmazonAlexa @alexajade02]

i girl bossed too close to the sun and now imma bout to win my march madness bracket

[AmazonAlexa @alexajade02]

free gwyneth!!!!

[njdotcom @njdotcom]

Gwyneth Paltrow not at fault for ski collision, jury decides https://t.co/4bZ0UJCgcI

[AmazonAlexa @alexajade02]

@worldmarket i have the best location for you, a bed bath and beyond is closing in Bethel Park PA and you have no pittsburgh stores!! Super populated area in a shopping complex pls do it pls

[AmazonAlexa @alexajade02]

if u know me u know that im YELLING rn..SCREAMING

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

in lieu of a goal tweet since we haven't scored yet

here's a gif of a guinea pig chasing its dreams

[AmazonAlexa @alexajade02]

all we are looking for, as a collective species, is another season of Love on the Spectrum

[Julia Westerman @JuliaWesterman]

Baker Mayfield hopped off the plane at LAX with a dream and a cardigan