Alex Amerri

Interstitial audacity, altruism, integrity, dedication.
Yes / Oui / نله / Sí

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Homicide victims rarely talk to police. #onelinepuns

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Social vegans avoid meets. #onelinepuns #vegans

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A kleptomaniac may not understand puns, they tend to take things, literally. #onelinepuns

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When using bread for leverage, be sure to use no less than a fulcrum. #onelinepuns

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If mistreated bowling pins were to form a union they'd be guaranteed to go on strike. #onelinepuns

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Is Putin's private yacht called "Dictatorship" ? #onelinepuns #putin

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Have you heard the Greatest Shit album by the band Dyslexia? #onelinepuns

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A restaurant on the moon may have great food but no atmosphere. #onelinepuns

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Mounting a dartboard on a ceiling would make anyone throw up. #onelinepuns

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Two bears stressed and depressed from a changing environment are bipolar. #onelinepuns

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If life gives you melons you have dyslexia. #onelinepuns

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If you're slapped at high frequency, it hertz. #onelinepuna

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As far as wine puns go, this one's not too chablis. #onelinepuns

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A typo on a headstone is a grave mistake. #onelinepuns

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A parachutist was trying to figure out why his chute failed to deploy, but he came to a conclusion pretty quickly. #onelinepuns

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The first time I heard that dogs can get laryngitis I thought it sounded a little ruff. #onelinepuns

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Some people find elevator music to be uplifting, other people say it can bring them down. #onelinepun

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Lettuce give a shout out to voice text. What time Toby alive.

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I do not have confidence that we will have commercially available energy from nuclear fusion in the near future, but it is a project worth keeping an ion. #onelinepuns