Alexandria

I am incredibly stressed, it's mostly my own fault.

[Matt Lipton @mattliptoncomic]

Marco Rubio might not know who Alex Jones is...

I have a sneaking suspicion the Secret Service Agent glaring: “****in’ test me, mother******” - totally does...

[Alexandria @alexamused]

I got Troy Krieghauser! https://t.co/orF2uYgusz

[Alexandria @alexamused]

I know I’m gonna have to ride the hell bike for like an hour to work this angle off but for now god is in this cream cheese. #TuesdayThoughts

[Alexandria @alexamused]

I’m going to buy this for friends

[Alexandria @alexamused]

@OverwatchTXT @Coelasquid Ahahahahahahahajahahajajajaj fuck yes #overwatch

[Hozier @Hozier]

News is coming very soon... https://t.co/ongG0F5ykN

[Alexandria @alexamused]

Young Pad Thai

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Young Lyft

[Kelly Turnbull @Coelasquid]

Hahaha this looks super cute

[epicurious @epicurious]

Cold season is approaching.
https://t.co/dAoFhozEak

[Alexandria @alexamused]

I’m saving my fave Talenti flavor, the delicious #BlackRaspChocoChip. Don’t forget to #SaveYourFave, too!

[Alexandria @alexamused]

@Coelasquid Nice

[Alexandria @alexamused]

@Coelasquid First row top right: who are they and how hard can I fan out to them?

[Alexandria @alexamused]

@SenWarren @BetsyDeVosED I hope all of your yachts float off into the sea and sink.

[Alexandria @alexamused]

Holy fuck someone got fed up

[Black Lodge Cult @BlackLCult]

"This must be where pies go when they die." Awesome Twin Peaks animation by @buck_tv

[Alexandria @alexamused]

@KingFallsAM I keep using it to follow my favorite podcasts so I’m doing fine thx 😎

[Alexandria @alexamused]

If Sam ever needs to get Ben distracted then use this. @KingFallsAM On the internet, if you ask for fat raccoons, you get fat raccoons https://t.co/X19k2mrBgH

[Alexandria @alexamused]

@_SJPeace_ What are his charges and has he been provided contact with legal representation?

[Alexandria @alexamused]

Laying in bed with nothin but a pair of yoga pants, the ceiling fan on high and In hand two fingers of whiskey. The world is a terrible thing sometimes, but here...here is good right now #ChooseYourStory #andnowilaymedowntosleep

[Alexandria @alexamused]

@KingFallsAM Stupid one but what’s the deal with HFB 3? Are we gonna get to see more of him?