Alexander

[Alexander @alexander9452]

@VancityReynolds @VancityReynolds how can I subscribe or buy a ticket to watch Wrexham games online? I’m not sure I’ll watch them all but I’d pay to support the work you’re doing and change how people can support smaller clubs.

[Alexander @alexander9452]

@zachbraff I can’t wait until the pod covers the best line of dialogue in scrubs to date...
Todd: Are you the husband? We gotta get you some bigger hands

[Alexander @alexander9452]

@realDonaldTrump Yeah. Peaceful protesters tend not to put up much of a fight. That’s why they’re called peaceful protesters and not any of your mischaracterisations.

[Alexander @alexander9452]

Sitting at the lights in Cuxton wondering what a "pedestrain" is @medway_council? If you can't spell can I trust you with my council tax?

[Alexander @alexander9452]

@realDonaldTrump france-12 dead 2 injured. USA- 30 dead 42 injured in school shootings alone. I know which gun laws I'd rather have. Twat!

[Alexander @alexander9452]

@realDonaldTrump your relaxed American laws couldn't stop a teenager with learning difficulties let alone terrorists with purpose!

[Alexander @alexander9452]

@realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr because the lax American gun control has prevented so many shooting massacres.

[Alexander @alexander9452]

So guardians of peace have succeeded in making #TheInterview the most anticipated movie of the year. We will find a way.

[Alexander @alexander9452]

@mothergoose2020 are you going to denounce the fans of 1d who actually post messages like this or is your indignation solely for bbc?

[Alexander @alexander9452]

@JeremyClarkson Why was there a wax work of a fat smiling Jools Holland behind James May during the news tonight? Are you plugging Tussauds?

[Alexander @alexander9452]

That was thoroughly depressing. @mrjamesob sounded very disheartened by the end. Feel almost as useless as the unfortunate addict.

[Alexander @alexander9452]

@ccfclouis except they generate more in income for the uk and it's citizens than they take so technically they're givers

[Alexander @alexander9452]

@KTHopkins you have become a parody of yourself. It is pathetic. You appear to no longer have anything to say worth listening to.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

God gave you free will so that you have the choice to either worship him or go to hell.

[Alexander @alexander9452]

@ThePiedPiper317 @srebmahc @Grandpapi_ dumbass mf don't get a joke!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I never said I didn't make mistakes. I said they were your fault.

[Alexander @alexander9452]

@rickygervais Do you think we have to wait that long?

[Adam Hills @adamhillscomedy]

It would be truly ironic if Benny Hill turned out to be the only 70s entertainer that wasn't a sex offender.

[Alexander @alexander9452]

“@UberFacts: Farting can actually help reduce high blood pressure and is beneficial to your health.” @Emma_J_Shep

[Alexander @alexander9452]

@rickygervais @morrisforprez no way of proving God's not real but I can prove he didn't make the world so at the v least he's a lying cunt!