Colonel Sandtrap

[Colonel Sandtrap @alexanderTS]

Trump is an old fat short sleepy dumbo

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@benshapiro Now they share the same sentiment of kids going to school, teachers and school staff have lived for the past decade in America.

[Colonel Sandtrap @alexanderTS]

@PicturesFoIder 50 + 27 - 2

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LIV players pulling up to the US open

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Pretty clear the refs want Boston to win this game

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The Wordlebot is self righteous and passive aggressive

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Can I get all that insurance money back that I didn’t use? Why are they keeping it

[Colonel Sandtrap @alexanderTS]

Money printer go BLURRRRR. I just received 35.7569 $BLUR from @BLUR_io’s Season 1 drop. Season 2 begins NOW. Start listing and bidding on Blur to get a head start on Season 2 rewards.

[Colonel Sandtrap @alexanderTS]

@gabrielleydon @DigiDaigaku 🙏

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Everyone always talks about the early bird getting the worm but that worm was early too and he got eaten

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My kids still haven’t caught on to my hide and seek spots always being a comfortable place to lay down

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@eth_porsche Make it 911 eth same amount of people will buy

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@atmos_usa Gotta be the OG slam jam blazers. The upside-down swoosh mixed with the half canvas half leather shoe. So much detail but at the same time so much subtlety.

Size 11.5 #atmoscollectorsclub

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@CBSLA California living rain check to rain check

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@elonmusk Why am I consistently getting push notifications from Elon when I don’t follow him

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We shoulda known we were in trouble when dubstep got as popular as it was

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@Dantonski @SnoopyKingz @owangenft Their intentions are ..friendship?

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It’s 2004, you just installed the hot topic metal spikes into your Atticus hat. One of the Good Charlotte girls gives you a compliment on your way to 2nd period.

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@goblintown 👀

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Adding salt is like turning up the volume on food