Alexander Stott🌕🚀

Opinions are my own, but I'll let you use them from time to time.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

my entire follower list chanting "GEM GEM GEM" as i post something that will make me unemployable for the next 2000 years

[Adam Stiber @StiberAdam]

@uncledoomer Don DeLillo, Human Moments in WWIII

[Alexander Stott🌕🚀 @alexander_stott]

@maiamindel Steven Seagal
IS
Under Siege

[Alexander Stott🌕🚀 @alexander_stott]

@WatcherGuru Richest man in the world and POTUS carpool

I don't want hear anyone say they don't care about saving the environment

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

A person who suffers two sharp powerful blows to the head within a short period of time can suffer brain damage, or even die.

This, according to a new study in the medical journal, "Duh."

[Alexander Stott🌕🚀 @alexander_stott]

@WatcherGuru

[John Dory @johndory1914]

Roald Dahl's wife recounts her first date with her future husband:

[Alexander Stott🌕🚀 @alexander_stott]

@CodyAlanAllred @BachelorJoker Counter point. It doesn't affect performance, why would I want it?

Prove the positive before I need to prove a negative.

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Ryan Gosling throws a Hail Mary during Final Jeopardy! #ProjectHailMary

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Karl Starmer says he’s currently on the biggest ever trade mission to India. But that’s not strictly accurate is it.
IYKYK

[The Wolf Man @iTheWolfman]

Tigers are solitary animals, they love huge personal space. Lions are clingy and social animals

[clara @leclercsletters]

how to aura farm your dnf: a guide by charles leclerc

[Alexander Stott🌕🚀 @alexander_stott]

@thebeaconsignal @WatcherGuru Just because you pay for the extra character count doesn't mean you're a suddenly a poet or that your ideas are any good.

Write like a normal person and touch grass.

[Alexander Stott🌕🚀 @alexander_stott]

Love bombing implies the existence of hate interceptors, apathy Flak and dismissive GBAD

[Alexander Stott🌕🚀 @alexander_stott]

@BachelorJoker @ywomendeservles If someone offers to "help with the bag" in a major city, I assume it's being stolen

[Alexander Stott🌕🚀 @alexander_stott]

Me and who?

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

lesser known norman rockwell painting: a young couple using a ouija board