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public defender. abolitionist. @cunylaw alum. 🥵

[t @alexander_tess]

your exes want you back, my clients who retained private counsel want me back. we are not the same.

[t @alexander_tess]

every so often i open this app and then it’s just recruitment ads for ICE and people who genuinely believe zohran is a jihadist

[t @alexander_tess]

and y’all are out here worried about having a muslim mayor, plsssss

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

We ARE doing sharia law in NYC you WILL be Muslim

[t @alexander_tess]

the gag is that lawyers actually do cry in court all the time

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having to do know be4 security trainings knowing they accidentally hired a north korean operative to be a software engineer for theirs company doesn’t sit right with me

[t @alexander_tess]

nothing but respect for my king

[Diya TV @DiyaTV]

A man performing during the Kendrick Lamar halftime concert at #SuperBowl LIX unfurled a Palestinian flag and was chased off stage and finally tackled and removed by security. #SBLIX #Palestine

[t @alexander_tess]

long islanders complaining about congestion pricing is so funny to me because most of them have been too scared to go to the city for the last 40 years and the ones who aren’t take the LIRR.

[t @alexander_tess]

it’s time to de-center prosecutors again. in a second trump term, i know public defenders will be on the frontlines doing everything they can to keep people safe while prosecutors will keep saying their hands are tied because their supervisors said no.

[t @alexander_tess]

48 hour ban on toxic positivity, especially from white people, please lord

[t @alexander_tess]

are we ready to talk about the curse
of fat joe? i knew it was over when he turned up at the rally in PA

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

Why did I think this was about Eric Adams being indicted.

[Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin]

I forgot who, but saw someone tweet "congrats to the US Attorney for the SDNY" the exact moment the Eric Adams primary was called and man have I thought about it a lot since then

[t @alexander_tess]

europeans come to nyc and worry about whether it’s safe to ride the subway but if they just look around they’d see we don’t have to wear our phones on those goofy straps

[t @alexander_tess]

@GrumblesMotion this is why the memes about how do lawyers argue without crying never hit because i have cried on many occasions in court

[t @alexander_tess]

we didn’t know how good we had when it was briefly cool to be a public defender, the left has swung back full carceral and full how can you represent “those people”. while not surprising, it’s still disheartening.

[t @alexander_tess]

on trial… in august…during the olympics…when simone and jordan are going to be on the floor…ok

[t @alexander_tess]

@Simone_Biles has been begging y’all to leave her alone about her husband and her hair and you literally cannot stop!! give it a REST

[t @alexander_tess]

my boo said the opening ceremony is giving him paris syndrome lmao

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even at cuny law we had this guy 😭

[OregonLawGuy @OregonLawGuy]

JD Vance is that one guy in law school. You know which guy I’m talking about. I’m certain every law school class had one.

[t @alexander_tess]

the outer boro taxis lowkey invented brat green