King of Lames

He/him
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If you want to see me get excited about video games, watch me over at

[King of Lames @alexanderthfine]

I cut my cold brew concentrate with sparkling water...call it a cold sparkle

[King of Lames @alexanderthfine]

I put the Bi in Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth

[King of Lames @alexanderthfine]

@neeeenti Zack always gets applause 💕💕

[Nina Nicole | neenti.bsky.social @writerlynina]

✨He✨

[King of Lames @alexanderthfine]

@scarlet_quarrel Me but it was the other way around

[King of Lames @alexanderthfine]

Bit the bullet and made my pre orders for Infinite Wealth and Rebirth. My wealth is feeling pretty finite, but my heart is full of hot people kicking ass

[King of Lames @alexanderthfine]

@Double_0_Snake I just thought about that, and I needed someone to share the load

[King of Lames @alexanderthfine]

Me: Yeah, I love watching dimension 20!

*tunes in from playing pokemon to an exposition dump about characters and places I have no knowledge of*

Lou is just wonderful

[Jesse David Fox @JesseDavidFox]

One more passage from Comedy Book about Chappelle, because though the comedian preferred not to be named (iykyk), their joke deserves to be out there.

[King of Lames @alexanderthfine]

Anyone who can hear the sound of my voice: watch pokemon resort. It made my soul so happy

[King of Lames @alexanderthfine]

@Double_0_Snake It's a birthday surprise, okay okay I see you

[deka ★ @dekazeze]

happy birthday to the best older brother ever

[King of Lames @alexanderthfine]

@Double_0_Snake I'm very happy we met this year and I hope we can hang out a lot in the coming year 💖

[King of Lames @alexanderthfine]

@quillljoy "I really thought I'd get a laugh from that."
WHY

[King of Lames @alexanderthfine]

If another jabroni tries to order breast milk in their latte I'm packing up the whole shop

[King of Lames @alexanderthfine]

@Double_0_Snake

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

I’m bored….if you were visited by 3 ghost for Christmas who would you want them to be? Lol

[King of Lames @alexanderthfine]

@Double_0_Snake I'm here to listen