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Then I realized I had already crossed the line, so I finished the entire box.

I planned to replace them before he came home.

I forgot.

He walked into the kitchen, opened the cabinet and froze.

“Where are my cookies?”

I confessed.

He stared at me for about ten seconds and said:

“So I leave for THREE DAYS and come back to find out I can’t even trust my own wife?”

That was 11 years ago.

We’ve been married for 10 years.

And apparently, every argument we’ve ever had since then can somehow be traced back to those cookies.

Last week I told him, “You need to let the past go.”

He said:

“I would, but you ate the evidence.”

I married a man who keeps receipts.

Literally. 😭

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@jon_d_doe Agba boss.. you just dey make me laugh like mumu;saying a woman doesn't suck your dick but you dey lick her toto.Who does that? It's just so true that he doesn't have sexual power over her wife and she doesn't care about his sexual satisfaction.

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@jon_d_doe 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wahala... Happy Sunday my boss🙏

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@jon_d_doe Boss most of us old members don't need to comment but learn quietly and absorb everyday

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@jon_d_doe Since 2022

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@jon_d_doe Borehole engineer based in Calabar from Akwa Ibom State

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@Wizarab10 @_klassisch @PlasenciaCigars @GuinnessNGR @C_Victor_Akanna Happy birthday brother 🎂🎉🎊

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@jon_d_doe Believe pastors to choose your spouse for you at your own peril,they have people that they love and will always recommend not lead by any spirit,so bro any woman who can't kneel down and pray to God for signs to know her husband and believes in what pastor says is a red flag 2 me

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@jon_d_doe You dated a lesbian brother 💯

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@TheOdin_II @Rotenna7 @jon_d_doe You can care for your marriage and might still have issues, thought it's right to vet very well but I think a woman who has the fear of God will be of a greater advantage