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[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

pickles are great...until you're in one

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

early results are in!

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I refuse to be controlled by a calendar so happy birthday to me today

[Cody Wimmer @Cody_Wimmer]

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin???

[sweetesttaboo 🇵🇸 @SarahJayWard]

Mind you, it’s only Tuesday.

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

Yeah but in the clerb, we all fam

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

They should do this program in every prison.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping

[Talia🦋 @Nieshalations]

Starting to realize most humans do not understand the concept that 2 things can be true at once. It’s like we’re inclined to either/or ways of thinking.

[Tennessee Football @Vol_Football]

key is under the mat, @MorganWallen

[jynx @jynxbby]

my big 3? yapping, napping, & snacking

[danlet @evildanevil]

If im leaning with it and youre rocking with it then whos driving the car

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

sipping on drinks you can’t pronounce in bars you’ve never heard of

[𝖗𝖆𝖍 @turahjeannie]

im so unserious and serious at the same time

[. @notesfromawoman]

I like people I can learn from.

[Brittany Byrd @byrdmuseum]

Fuck it we ball